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  1. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Just an average conversation between me and my mom:
    *Listening to the radio in the car*
    News Reporter: Scientists have discovered that there was life on Mars at one time!
    Mom: Why do we care?
    Me: Maybe we could live on Mars someday.
    Mom: Why?
    Me: Well...I don't really know.
    *Silence*
    Mom: Maybe that's where they would send the murderers...

  2. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    Cuz you can count on me like 1, 2, 3
    And I’ll be there
    And I can count on you like 4, 3, 2
    And you’ll be there
    Cuz that’s what friends are supposed to do
    ah ya
    ~ Bruno Mars

  3. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    do not erase credit or make invisible.
    TOO YOUNG, TOO DUMB TO REALIZE
    that I should've bought you flowers and held you hand
    should've gave you all my hours when I had the chance
    take you to every party cause all you wanted to do was dance
    n o w m y b a b y ' s d a n c i n g , b u t s h e ' s d a n c i n g w i t h a n ot h e r m a n . </3
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: dontsellyourselfshort

  4. kat16 kat16
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    Same bed, but it feels just a little bit bigger now
    Our song on the radio, but it don't sound the same
    When our friends talk about you all that it does is just tear me down
    Cause my heart breaks a little when I hear your name
    And it all just sound like uh, uh, uh
    Hmmm too young, too dumb to realize
    That I should have bought you flowers and held your hand
    Should have gave you all my hours when I had the chance
    Take you to every party cause all you wanted to do was dance
    Now my baby is dancing, but she's dancing with another man.
    My pride, my ego, my needs and my selfish ways
    Caused a good strong woman like you to walk out my life
    Now I never, never get to clean up the mess I made
    And it haunts me every time I close my eyes
    It all just sounds like uh, uh, uh, uh
    Although it hurts I'll be the first to say that I was wrong
    Oh, I know I'm probably much too late
    To try and apologize for my mistakes
    But I just want you to know
    I hope he buys you flowers, I hope he holds your hand
    Give you all his hours when he has the chance
    Take you to every party cause I remember how much you loved to dance
    Do all the things I should have done when I was your man!
    Do all the things I should have done when I was your man

  5. MonthlyMail MonthlyMail
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 11:19pm UTC
    To picture her, the girl you want to love.
    In someone elses arms.

  6. *Princess JoJo* *Princess JoJo*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 11:45am UTC
    I'all catch a grenade for ya
    But today I swear I'm not doing anything

  7. Roya* Roya*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    "B to the R to the U,N,O
    M to the A to the R and S!
    What does that sp-"
    "shut the f-ck up"
    :(

  8. shesjustokay shesjustokay
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 11:13am UTC
    Bruno Mars: Too young, too dumb to realise!!!...
    Me: Realise what hun? That you should of brought her flowers , like you all nobs out there thinking you can get a girl by just buying her flowers.You can't trust me it makes no difference , but if you do give them to me ^-^

  9. Miss_Gemma Miss_Gemma
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    I'm the life they found on Mars

  10. Emma Is Not My Name* Emma Is Not My Name*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2014 4:34pm UTC
    the galaxy is missing three stars
    No the're not on earth..
    The're on Mars ♥

  11. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 1:42pm UTC
    So NASA says that a strange rock appeared in front of the rover after taking another picture. Best description that NASA, the huge science aerodynamics group involving space discoveries, was that it looked like A JELLY DONUT. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't recall, JFK said "Ich bin ein berliner" which translates to....I'm a jelly donut. WHICH MEANS: JFK IS FROM MARS, AND THAT PEOPLE FROM BERLIN, MARS. Just as your....fun theory of the day :D

  12. screaminskylar screaminskylar
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    I should've bought her flowers

  13. Emma Is Not My Name* Emma Is Not My Name*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2014 3:02pm UTC
    Dear fate:
    Brake your promise?
    Loose my faith.

  14. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    Brunette: I'll be the first brunette girl to walk on the Moon!
    Ginger: And I'll be the first ginger girl to walk on Mars!
    Blonde: Well I'll be the first blondie girl to walk on the Sun!! :3
    Brunette: But...you'll burn!
    Blonde: Don't be stupid!! I'll go at night.

  15. _sassmasta _sassmasta
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2014 9:39pm UTC
    If love is a world full of mystery, hurt, betrayl, and happiness, then why do we venture out into it.
    Love is just as mysterious as Mars.
    What the hell do we know about it?
    -Katrina

  16. Btrytobefunny Btrytobefunny
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    Baby if you walk away, Everyday it will rain.

  17. Emma Is Not My Name* Emma Is Not My Name*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    Ιs it a dream what I believe in;
    Is my faith just a fantasy;

  18. Emma Is Not My Name* Emma Is Not My Name*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 3:00pm UTC
    Happy Birthday Tomo Milicevic♥
    Mars ☽

  19. claudilovelyxx claudilovelyxx
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    When I see your face...
    There's not a thing that i would change
    Cuz' you're amazing.....Just the way you are. ♥
    Format by NeedYouForever

  20. infintylovee infintylovee
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    "Its a beautiful night,
    We're looking for something dumb to
    do.
    Hey baby,
    I think I wanna marry you. "

:)

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