hi, im macklemore welcome to my house, id love you give you a mackletour. please just follow me through the mackledoor. sorry its a little dirty, i havent done my macklechores yet. let me macklepour you a glass of water. like the couch? we just bought it at the macklestore. please, let me introduce you to my dad, he fought in the vietnam macklewar. wait dont leave yet you havent even seen the second macklefloor