My Dad Waking Me Up This Morning:
dad: ok so i was driving with my friend yesterday and he was playing songs from his ipod
me: mmmmmhmmmmm
dad: and this song came on-what`s the one about shopping...uhh...
me: thrift shop?
dad: yeah-who`s it by?
me: mackelmore an-
dad: yeah,mackelroy
me: *facepalm*
dad: but he had the uncensored version
me: oh dear lord
dad: mackelroy`s a bad boy
me: who are you