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Best Loo Quotes Today

  1. LianaTomlinson LianaTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    Parents: Why are you awake so early? Me: Who said I went to sleep?

  2. LianaTomlinson LianaTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    Stressed is just desserts if you can reverse it.

  3. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Sexy With Abit of Gangster

  4. WonderfullyMe WonderfullyMe
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    Girls, Just because your boyfriend's last name is 'Knight' doesn't mean he is one.

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