Lolwot Quotes

* Sabaism *
posted a quote
April 15, 2014 5:54pm UTC

Shout out to those lids that take a military just to take off,
Lol.Wot are you doing with your life?

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 1:22pm UTC

I wanna go home so friggin bad
My, I love the things that'll never happen
A thousand dollars would also be niiicceee
So I can smile and throw stuff at children.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 8:48pm UTC

It's illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub in California

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 8:00pm UTC

Josh: Yo, Lyric. Can you plug me in?
Me: Oh. Sure. (Grabs vacuum cord) Where do you wish to be plugged in?
Josh: Oh. I wasn't talking about the vacuum. (Winks)
Raven and Dawn: OMGLMAO THIS IS HALARIOUS
And that would be pretty much my whole day..

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 7:44pm UTC

Earlier
My Psychology professor and I
Had a nice
Heated
Two hour
Discussion
About how my outfit didn't match today. ;-;

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 12:13am UTC

Friend: OH MY GOD. You're too fabulous to be straight~!
Me: The term gay works fine...
Friend: NO. YOU'RE FABULOUS!
Me: Lolno.
Friend: Fabulous m o f o
Me: More like dadfo.
Friend: OMGLMAO THAT IS HALARIOUS. YOU ARE PRICELESS

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 6:48pm UTC

When your friend comes to you for math help
And you explain it
And he still doesn't get it
So you explain it again
And he still doesn't
So you throw Math textbooks at him
Hoping the knowledge from the books
Will transfer into his brain...
Or put him in a coma
So he doesn't have to take his test tomorrow

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 1:19am UTC

I hope you burn in hell
With the rest of your lame comebacks
And stupid insults
Idiot.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 9:33pm UTC

Have you ever:
Had such a bad headache that you didn't want to move
And that seems to be when everyone wants you to do everything in the world?

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Have you ever:
Noticed your teacher has a b o n e r?

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 12:56am UTC

You are more likely to be killed by a vending machine than you are to hit the Mega Millions jackpot.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 11:36pm UTC

Studies show....
43% of Canadian adults
Would choose Bacon over S e x

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 5:20am UTC

When you realize the same person
Voice acted Erza in Fairy Tail
And voice acted Mrs. Furbottom in Sgt. Frog....
You know that episode when Erza and Happy switch places....
It's ironic actually because she's complaining about being a cat
But in Sgt. Frog she is a cat....
Anyway
If it makes a difference
She was also Moka's vampire in Rosario + Vampire
So yea....

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 11:05pm UTC

When you re-read your convo
And you can't help but think
'Would what I'm saying be considered cheating?
Maybe... Maybe not...
To flirt or not to flirt.. That is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them.
To die, to sleep
No more and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to.
'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished.
To die, to sleep
To sleep perchance to dream
Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
Wait... What was I thinking about..?
Lolohwell.
Hamlet is much more interesting than what I was thinking about..
I think..'

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van♥.
lololololololololololololol..Kidnapping... Lawlzoar.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 2:14am UTC

It's funny
How a quote about a boy getting hit by a bus
Can get like 33 favourites.
I should make more quotes about a boy getting hit by a bus..

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 10:50pm UTC

Girl you're a song
You make me wanna roll my windows down
And throw you out of them
And run over you
Because you're a terrible song.♥

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 3:28am UTC

I was going to make a quote....
But then I got an arrow to the knee...
Lolololololol. And you thought everyone stopped with that joke.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 10:38pm UTC

When your chest hurts every time you talk to him and think about him ect.ect.
So like all the time
So you go the the doctor
Doctor: 'I'm sorry to say, but you're going to die.'
Me: 'Oh my god.. What am I dying of?'
Doctor: 'Love. You're madly in love and you will more or less die from it.'
So. Even doctors don't believe in love.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Person: That's a steak I still remember
Steak: But you didn't have to cuuutt me uppp
Stab me then chew me like I was nothing
I don't even want to be eaten
But you ignore my crys and it hurts so much
No you didn't have to sallttt meeee
Do you not know how much iiitttt huuurrrtttsss
No, I don't want to be eaten
But you're ignoring my crys and it hurts so much.♥
This is what happens when I get bored...
Don't do shrooms, kids.♥

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