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1. EllieLasnier
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2014 10:40am UTC
   Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
   Because I can see myself in your pants.
   
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2. RaZor shøt §*
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2013 4:34pm UTC
   i cant hold all this pain anymore
   
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3. Picturesque Wonderland.*
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2013 7:17am UTC
   My perfect day:
   - Home alone
   - Raining outside
   - Cuddled up in bed
   - My laptop by my side
   - Loads of food
   - Good music
   
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4. gray22
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2013 2:11pm UTC
   I feel sorry for our mums
   They take all our crap,
   They take all of our annoying and grumpy hormones,
   They cook for us,
   They try to be nice to us, and we push them away,
   We complain about them,
   We scream 'i hate you' at them,
   But in the end you know you love her.
   go tell her, tell your Mum.
   
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