Best Line Quotes Today

Hale_Storm18
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March 9, 2013 11:47am UTC

New pickup line: I hate a lot of people, but I don't hate you

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*Dirtbag*
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November 7, 2013 7:32pm UTC

The FBI is looking for my P3n!s
Can I hide it inside you?

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softballxwin27
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February 16, 2013 4:57pm UTC

What could a 4th grader
possibly need a Facebook
for? They be like:
"Line leader today. So powerful. #swag"

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yeabuddy
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July 11, 2013 6:44pm UTC

Lame pick up lines #2
Do you know what my shirts made of?
Boyfriend material

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appleloop*
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December 29, 2013 6:12pm UTC

She hides all the pain inside with filling up her arms with pretty little lines. ♡

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doublesidedice
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June 12, 2013 10:14pm UTC

I don't fraking care anymore. Do what you want to me. Say what you want to me. I think it all the time anyways, but don't you dare bring someone I care about into this. That's when you draw the line. That's when I become tempted to strangle you.

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yeabuddy
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July 11, 2013 6:12pm UTC

Lame pick up lines #1
Was your father a theif?
'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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DreamLikeReality
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November 12, 2013 5:21pm UTC

There is a thin line between word and world.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
December 8, 2015 7:56pm UTC

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Nobody's gonna feel
your pain

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 7:47pm UTC

There's such a thin line between
Barely holding on, And letting go

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Gpc11
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October 19, 2014 7:29pm UTC

Pick up line:You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

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stealthenightx
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November 21, 2013 12:59am UTC

With you I walk on the line between flirting and just friends
I know we will never cross that line but I'm kind of tired of balancing on this tightrope

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dontsellyourselfshort
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January 6, 2016 2:48pm UTC

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Deep in my bones
I can feel you.

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Chloe149
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January 31, 2013 1:09pm UTC

There's a line between having a tan and looking like you rolled in doritos.
▲▼►▲
nmq

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dontsellyourselfshort
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December 4, 2015 7:49pm UTC

I've been wondering if your heart's still open and if so I wanna know what time it shuts.

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dontsellyourselfshort
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January 5, 2016 8:10pm UTC

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How do I escape my own head?

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daisybug2000
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May 28, 2013 9:21pm UTC

Are you a magnet?
Cause Damn,
You're attractive.

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DoWhatYouLove
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 4:23am UTC

Cute Guy: What color are your eyes?
Me: Well, you're the one looking at them.
Cute Guy: Well they're beautiful. Is that a color?
I couldn't decide weather to laugh because I can't believe he used that line or hug him because it was adorable

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Gpc11
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October 9, 2014 1:12am UTC

Pick up line:Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

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Gpc11
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October 4, 2014 1:50am UTC

Pick up line:If I had 4 quarters to give to the 4 prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.

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