Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Limited Quotes

  1. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 8:07pm UTC
    Being called 'weird' is like being called 'limited edition'. Meaning you're something people don't see that often.
    -Ashley Purdy
    (C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

  2. ThatMomentWhen* ThatMomentWhen*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    I'm not using a fancy format, cuz i'll be honest, im really depressed....
    the doctor diagnosed my grandmother with cancer a very aggressive one that spreads very quickly and he is giving her one year to live, one year, so please pray for my grandmother i love her so much,
    and if she dies, my heart dies.

  3. tori_shorty00 tori_shorty00
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    I'm not weird.
    I'm a limited edition.

  4. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    I'm thinking of buying a monkey.
    Then I think, "Why stop at one?"
    I don't like being limited in that way.
    Therefore, I am considering
    a platoon of monkeys.
    So that people will look at me
    and see how mellow and
    well-adjusted I am compared
    to these monkeys throwing
    feces around.
    ~Robert Downey Jr.

  5. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    Do you ever just rub your
    eyes so hard that you just
    start entering some f*cking
    galaxy of swirls and patterns

  6. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    Love is when someone asks
    for a starburst and you
    give them a red or pink one

  7. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    If robbers ever broke into
    my house and searched
    for money, I'd just laugh
    and search with them.

  8. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    "Pay attention to me when
    I'm ignoring you." -Women

  9. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    Don't ever text me with a
    boring a$$ conversation....
    Wasting my unlimited texting
    and sh!@#T

  10. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
    NICE TO SAY, come sit by
    me and we can make fun
    of people together

  11. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    you look good but you've
    been pounded more than
    the "i" in Pixar

  12. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    I got 99 problems and
    money could solve at least
    80 of them

  13. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    I wish I had speakers built
    inside my shower

  14. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    Before you “assume” try this
    crazy method called “asking”

  15. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    Do you ever wish you had a
    second chance to meet
    someone again for the
    first time?

  16. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    when you spell a word so
    wrong that spell check is
    like i dont know what to
    tell u man>

  17. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    If you didn't cheat at Heads-
    Up 7-Up in Elementary School...
    you're a liar. >

  18. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    Appreciate what you have
    right now, because you
    don't always get a
    second chance. >

  19. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    You think your life is hard?
    Just think, there’s a turtle
    out there that has been
    flipped on its back and
    can't get up. F*ck your
    problems >

  20. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    Sometimes music is the
    only thing that can get
    your mind off of everything
    else.>

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles