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  1. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Hey crazies :) since everyone seems to have left witty for wattpad, I might as well mention my account, right? I'd really apreciate it if you'd read my stories and tell me if they're good or not. My username is babyy_bash and I have three stories I've started. OH, and follow for a follow, btw :) happy new year, wittians!!

  2. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    My parents like to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear them

  3. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    How are you feeling?
    Ridiculously happy.

  4. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    What happened when I talked to my dad after he watched me be Barbie.
    Dad: Jess, that was so good!
    Me: Why thank you!
    Dad: You know Nancy and I were talking...
    Me: Oh god.. this can't be good.
    Dad: and we decided that while your monologue was great, you didn't really have to stretch for the role.
    Me:
    Dad: I mean, think about it. You and Barbie are like the same person.
    Me:
    Dad: Totally!
    Me:
    Dad: Like OMG.
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me: No.
    Dad: Love you, bye.

  5. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    what if one day witty stopped

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    I'm 100% okay with you guys smoking weed.
    Just don't go around like "OH I'M COOL CAUSE I POKE SMOT."
    Like, I went through high school with kids thinking they were the t×ts cause they smoked.
    You're not the only one that does it.
    You're not special for doing it.
    It doesn't make you different.
    sTOpP

  7. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    Okay hi I want to clear something up.
    This is aimed mostly toward Americans because you do it the most, but really is for anyone who does this.
    When a survey or a person or whatever asks what your nationality is, you do not go listing every country your ancestors are from.
    That is not your nationality. Your nationality is American (or wherever you are from), like it or not.
    Let's say your great grandparents are from Germany. They are German.
    You are not German. You are American.
    Unless you are a citizen of that country, you do not belong to that country. So if you do not hold citizenship in Italy, you are not Italian.
    The only exception there really is to this is if one or more of your parents are from that country because in that case you more than likely are eligble to be a citizen if you aren't already.
    Where your ancestors come from is your ethnicity, not your nationality.
    If someone asks what your ethnicity is, that's different, go ahead and list all the different places your family is from, but please stop saying "well I'm 1/4 German and 1/16 Japanese" when people ask your nationality.
    You have no idea how much it annoys other people.

:)

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