News Person1: Today's News, a man was struck by lighting and lived.
News Person 2: That must have been a shocking experience. *laughs*
Person 1: I bet he wanted to bolt, huh? *laughs as well*
Person 2: You know what they always say about these things, they spark your interest.
Person 1: Must have been electrifying.
Person 2: I wonder when the idea struck him?
Person 1: Lighting fast.
Me: They would so go to hell if there was one -.-