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1. yeabuddy
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2013 1:28pm UTC
   Lame pick up lines #17
   If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips togeather.
   (tulips = two lips)
   
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2. yeabuddy
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2013 1:24pm UTC
   Lame pick up lines #16
   This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine
   
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3. yeabuddy
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2013 3:44pm UTC
   Lame pick up lines #15
   Are you a beaver? Cuz dam!
   
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4. yeabuddy
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2013 3:41pm UTC
   Lame pick up lines #14
   This time next year lets be laughing togeather
   
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5. yeabuddy
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2013 11:48pm UTC
   Lame pick up lines #13
   On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
   
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6. yeabuddy
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2013 5:47pm UTC
   Lame pick up lines #12
   Hey my names Doug, that's "god" spelt backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it
   
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7. yeabuddy
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2013 8:18pm UTC
   Lame pick up lines #11
   Do you have a band aid?
   I just scraped my knee falling for you
   
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8. yeabuddy
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2013 10:38pm UTC
   Lame pick up lines #10
   If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
   
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9. yeabuddy
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2013 7:24pm UTC
   Lame pick up lines #9
   You look cold, want to use me as a blanket?
   
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10. yeabuddy
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    Lame pick up lines #8
    Let me tie your shoes,cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.
    
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11. yeabuddy
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    Lame pick up lines #7
    Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found the treasure I've been searching for
    
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12. yeabuddy
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 10:27am UTC
    Lame pick up lines #6
    Do you have a map?
    I'm getting lost in your eyes
    
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13. yeabuddy
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    Lame pick up lines #5
    I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out ?
    
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14. yeabuddy
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    Lame pick up lines #4
    No wonder the sky's gray today, all the blues in your eyes
    
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15. yeabuddy
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Lame pick up lines #3
    You must be Jamaican,Because Jamaican me crazy!
    
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