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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 5:40pm UTC

it's March. someone please enlighten me
as to why there's still snow on the ground.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 3:58pm UTC

When rappers say their names at the beginning of a song
...uh, if i'm listening to your song, chances are that
i kinda already know who you are...

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 5:05pm UTC

so tell me,
when exactly did originality go out of style?

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 7:05pm UTC

i hate reading a story with good
writing but a terrible plot almost as
much as i hate reading a story with
terrible writing but a good plot.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 4:40pm UTC

when attractive people are friends with attractive people.
so. much. prettiness.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 5:02pm UTC

i think that it's, like, an unofficial rule that
basements and attics are supposed to be scary.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:28pm UTC

temporarily getting your phone taken away from your
possession and not being able to text anyone about it..

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 5:42pm UTC

I'm actually really attractive if you
close your eyes and don't look at me.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 7:55pm UTC

"if someone dumps you, then they
weren't worth your time to begin with."
-my male history teacher during class today

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Me: Mom, I'm hungry.
Mom: Hi, Hungry, I'm--
Me: No. Just no. Stop.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 7:29pm UTC

“You never get me. That’s the whole point.”
-John Green

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:59pm UTC

we were just about to make eye contact--
....and then i woke up.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 9:08pm UTC

forgetting your phone at home for the day:
scariest. thing. ever.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 5:12pm UTC

“He really was beautiful. I know boys aren’t supposed to be, but he was.”
-John Green

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 10:17pm UTC

*comes back from five-day trip*
mom: so, what did you miss most about home?
me: uhhh...my computer...and the wi-fi.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:01pm UTC

it's "normal" to have a crush
on 1928786453 people, right?

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 6:13pm UTC

see, i would make a joke about 4/20,
but don't think we ed appreciate it on witty..

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 3:52pm UTC

around my friends i'm really loud and
outgoing, but put me in a room with
strangers, and i'll be the shyest one there.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 6:37pm UTC

making a quote just because
you REALLY like the format
nmf

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 6:45pm UTC

we try to see both
good and bad, but usually
just end up only seeing
one.
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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