Kfc Quotes

Amba_Is_Not_Ok
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February 18, 2014 5:02am UTC

Sis: Do i really have to come??
Me: no.
Dad: We're having KFC on the way home for dinner...
Sis: i'm coming!
Me: Bahahahahaha That took you.. what? 2 seconds to decide?!
Omg my sister is hilarious!
Promise her KFC and she'll go anywhere with you!! haha :D

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mtndewhm*
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January 7, 2014 7:35pm UTC

The blessings of Wyotech:
-Hot guys who go there (yes please)
-Great parties with f.cking walking distance (That I don't get invited to)
-THE WHOLE F/CKING REASON MY TOWN HAS ANYTHING IN IT AT ALL LIKE WE HAVE TWO SHEETZ, MCCDONALDS, DAIRY QUEEN, WALMART, LIKE 10 BARS, VALLEY DAIRY 4 HOTELS, URGENT CARE (which I take full advantage of) TACO BELL, KFC, PIZZA HUT, FOXS, CORNELL (seriously they built the f/cking thing across the street from Wyotech)
SPEAKING OF SHEETZ, and food, ONE OF THEM UPGRADED AND NOW WE HAVE A F/CKING ICE CREAM MACHINE IN IT IT'S PERFECTION AND WE ALSO HAVE A LOT OF SLUSHIE MACHINES AND I PLAN ON TRYING EACH AND EVERY FLAVOR THERE OH MY I LOVE SHEETZ.

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ICantWaitToHATEYou
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October 6, 2013 3:59pm UTC

If he only wants your breasts, legs and thighs send him to KFC.

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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
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August 29, 2013 7:41am UTC

Recently, I saw an advert for a television show. It was called, 'The Man Who Ate Himself To Death'. You can easily guess what the show is about. But I wondered why, at the point he couldn't STAND UP, let alone get his own food, his WIFE (Yes, he had a WIFE.) should have given him a much healthier diet to fruit loops and KFC.
And, on the channel showing the advert, after it had finished, it showed a chocolate biscuit advert. How bad is that?
What do you think? Comment and tell me.
Sincerely,
BeautifulPeopleAndAliens

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BlackGirlQuotes
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 7:37pm UTC

My favorite
brand of
lipgloss is
KFC.....♥

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BlackGirlQuotes
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August 20, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Just cuz im black don't mean dat my favorite foods are fried chicken and watermelon.
...It's just a coincidence

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jahan
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 9:46am UTC

hacked into KFC
downloading all the chicken...
.
██████████
nmf

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yepitsme
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July 31, 2013 10:52pm UTC

: Be yourself, if he doesn't like you then he surely doesn't deserve you!

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taylorspinspin
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Kentucky Fried Chicken Has Made Eating The Bones An Eating Disorder.

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SweetlyBeautiful
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July 10, 2013 1:44pm UTC

If a guy wants you for breast, thighs, and legs, send him to KFC. You're a lady, not a cheap value meal.

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breezy_mac
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July 6, 2013 6:12am UTC

If a guy wants you for breast, thighs, and legs, send him to KFC. You're a lady, not a cheap value meal.

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Rajsonkar
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June 24, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Survey time
Which one of these do you like the most ?
A) dominos
B) KFC
C) McDonalds

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MySecretReality
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June 24, 2013 12:18am UTC

If he wants you for your breasts, thighs and legs send him to KFC, youre a lady, not a cheap value meal
nmq

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breezy_mac
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June 12, 2013 5:21am UTC

I am really good at ordering/buying food
if it was a subject at school i would defs get A+++

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MyWittyProfile
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May 10, 2013 2:36pm UTC

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biebersgirl14
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March 14, 2013 4:16pm UTC

If a guy wants you for your breasts, thighs, and legs, send him to KFC. You're a lady, not a cheap value meal.

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Pinkbrick
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 12:39pm UTC

I fed My Chicken Some KFC.

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永久*
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 8:31am UTC

When I was little, everyone said...
KFC was
Kids
Farting
Centre.
Wow, was I so stupid?

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