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1. glitter162*
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2013 5:10pm UTC
   'YOLO' is so dam/n popular
   now that I bet, in 100 years, there will be a statue of Drake in the whitehouse or something
   
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2. glitter162*
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2013 5:06pm UTC
   What do you call an
   alligator in a vest?
   An investigator
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 76 points
3. glitter162*
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   August 29, 2013 5:04pm UTC
   FBI: Open the door!
   Me: No, it's cooler when you break in
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 123 points

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