Best Jelly Quotes This Month

daisybug2000
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 9:16pm UTC

Have you ever
Just wanted to be like
"F*ck this,
I'm batman"
Or is it only me?

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 4:33pm UTC

Friend: "I'm peanut butter."
Friend: "Be jelly!"
You know like short for jealous but jelly goes with peanut butter so it's like...yeah I'll stop now

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Livy*
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 10:24pm UTC

You are my jelly to my burger,
the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream.
My point is, you're worthless.
♥

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 4:06am UTC

I'm jealous? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. maybe.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 1:42pm UTC

So NASA says that a strange rock appeared in front of the rover after taking another picture. Best description that NASA, the huge science aerodynamics group involving space discoveries, was that it looked like A JELLY DONUT. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't recall, JFK said "Ich bin ein berliner" which translates to....I'm a jelly donut. WHICH MEANS: JFK IS FROM MARS, AND THAT PEOPLE FROM BERLIN, MARS. Just as your....fun theory of the day :D

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 12:28am UTC

I had my first peanut butter and jelly sandwich in more than five years. It was delicious.

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 11:10am UTC

I only eat the,
C i n n a m o n
Jelly bean,
When I'm feeling like a,
B a d A s s .

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soupin78
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 8:48pm UTC

When I workout I listen to Taylor Swift's We Are Never Getting Back Together.
I think of my ex and imagine how nice I'll look after.
He'll be so jelly :)

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Yonna13
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 8:38pm UTC

My convo with my older sister last week
Me: She just Jelly bro.
My Sister: She's just jelly without peanut butter.
Me: EXACTLY she jelly without peanut butter.

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Baberz145
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 9:45am UTC

Never let me go

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IJustNeedLovee
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 9:55am UTC

Yesterday I went to a One Direction.
You jelly?
Or do I have to mention that 5 Seconds of Summer were supporting?
Still not jelly?
What if I told you I went to The X Factor Tours?
Really not jelly?
How about the fact that I went to a Little Mix Concert?
Now you're jelly! :P

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TaylorSwift*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 9:58pm UTC

Talking to my jellyfish :D

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Baberz145
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 2:37pm UTC

I know im diffrent from you but love me for me and not what you want me to become because that is just rude you dont contorl my life i do.

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