Best Jake Quotes This Week

TaintedCorruption
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March 23, 2013 3:56pm UTC

Plot twist: Flo from Progressive is dating Jake from State Farm.

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moshturbation*
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 6:28am UTC

Some drink to remember.
And some smoke to forget.

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BringLaurenTheHorizon
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May 25, 2013 11:14pm UTC

*In 7th hour on Tuesday*
Nicole: Hey baby, what are you wearing? ;)
Me: uh..khaki's..?
Nicole: *burts out laughing* oh my gosh, just like Jake from State Farm!!
Both of us: *laughing really hard*

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chelsearay6545
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July 9, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Cant promise that things wont be broken, But I swear that I will never leave. Please stay forever with me.

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dancegurliee
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 2:18pm UTC

Don't put your lip's up to my mouth & tell me you can't stay
Don't slip your hand under my shirt & tell me it's okay
Don't say it doesn't matter cause it's gonna matter to me

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CassieEatsYou
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September 6, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Come along with me,
to a town beside the sea;
We can wander through the forest,
and do so as we please.
♥

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Envelope24
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 8:43pm UTC

You know it's funny
When it rains,
it pours.
They got money for wars,
but can't feed the poor?

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Envelope24
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 3:23pm UTC

The amount of food that I've ate in the past 12 hours
is ridiculous

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Rue21Glam
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 5:05pm UTC

This just happen:
Mom: Wjo are you texting? Is it Emily?
Me: No,it's Jake.
Mom: Jake who?
Me: Jake from State Farm.Did you know he's wearing khakis?

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Vatraaa'*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 1:08pm UTC

Love without end…
Time was ticking and Jake was nowhere to be seen. I told him to meet me here after school, where was he? I told Kyle that he could just go ahead and drive home as I needed to finish an assignment. But here I was, about to make such a huge mistake with Jake. Was I seriously going to do this? I heard footsteps come from behind me and the smell of Lynx filling my nostrils.
“Hey.” His soothing voice, made me tingle all over. I turned swiftly around and wrapped my arms around Jake’s neck. He hugged me tight before letting me go and stuffing his hands in his coat pockets.
“You need to tell me everything.” I said, sort of leaning into him, looking up at his gorgeous face.
“There’s nothing to tell. I like you, a lot. I think I’m in love with you. And seeing you with him, I just can’t.” He bit his lip, stopping himself from saying anymore. I put my hand on his cheek and pulled his face to mine.
“How long have you waited for this?” Suddenly, I kissed his lips. It was a long kiss, everything around me started spinning. This was the kiss; the kiss that every girl dreams of. It was slow but passionate and him putting his hands on my neck made me feel fuzzy and warm. I’ve never had this kiss with Kyle. I couldn’t even think about Kyle right now. I couldn’t care less. After all the things he did to me…I couldn’t even begin. I pulled away from the kiss and looked into Jake’s shimmering hazel eyes.
“A very long time.” Came his reply. I giggled and he stroked my face.
“Wow.” Came a second voice. A familiar voice, deep and sexy. Wait a minute… Kyle.
I gasped.
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Hey GUYS! This is Vatraa ;D, want to let me know if you're 'Team Kyle' or 'Team Jake' so I can give you an amazing ending? :D x

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 8:58pm UTC

Jake!
On iPad so this is hard.
I love u to the moon and back ID sail seas for you
( and imma afraid of water)
I'd do anything just to have u here.
I wanna be in your arms.
You+ me= forever.
Ugh I'll make better quote later this is all bleugh
I love u MRE then possible.

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Jakeisawesome
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June 25, 2013 2:34pm UTC

Hi I'm Jake. I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

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ArayaBoo1
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 11:38pm UTC

Dude, suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something! :D -Jake the dog

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Indie_Girl
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 2:37am UTC

I want a serious relationship.
Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that
psycho?

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KassieKiss
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October 6, 2013 7:15pm UTC

YOUR THE FIRST THING I SEE IN THE MORNING, THE ONLY THING I THINK ABOUT CONSTANTLY ALL DAY LONG , AND THE LAST THING I SEE AT NIGHT WHEN I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.

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The Chosen One*
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April 8, 2013 11:49am UTC

When he came along.. my life got a whole lot better<3
I love you Jake bby!!<33 xxxx

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DieiSomnians
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 6:48pm UTC

I dont under stand the boys at my school.
Today during english class they kept stealing my pencil bag and putting it places where I cant reach, then laughing at me because I'm short. And they kept picking on me. Then I was standing outside of the math room with one of the boys that were jusat taking my things and he asked if the binder I always carried around over my shoulder was heavy.
I said it kind of was, but it wasn't a big deal.
He grabbed the little handle on top of my binder and lifted it up a little bit and said "It is pretty heavy. And dont you have a back problem and arent suppose to be putting any extra weight on your back?" I said "Yeah but its not really a big deal, this more impacts my shoulder than it does my back." and he looked up at me and said "Doesnt matter, you shouldnt be carrying it around everywhere." He then lifted the strapp off of my shoulder and completely took my binder from me and walked into the room and put it on my desk. And it confused the hell out of me. Since when was he a gentleman of any sort? then we were sitting down and he handed me his note book and was like "here are the notes you missed yesterday." and I said I could get them from someone else later since we had more notes to take and he told me thaty it was fine because he had another notebook he could take his notes in. TOTALLY OUT OF HS CHARACTER! Yep. Im officially confused.

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AwesomeUsername
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May 5, 2013 8:17pm UTC

JAKE THE DOG (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
AND FINN THE HUMAN | (• ◡•) |

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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June 18, 2013 12:41pm UTC

Aunt: -Looks at dog- Who is this?
Me: It's Jake.. From State Farm..

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sportynerdfreak
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May 6, 2013 9:40am UTC

I just want to know a guy named Jake.
but he has to wear khakis or it wouldnt be the same

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