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  1. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
     November 8, 2013 2:00am UTC
    I'm so poor I rub perfume from magazines at the check-out line on my shirt...
    and when they say,
    "Oh you smell good, what is that?"
    I say,
    "Page 5."
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