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Dishonored*
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August 1, 2014 3:16pm UTC
It would be superb if people that you make plans
with would tell you when they changed their mind (again.)holy s.hit, have some common courtesy.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 9, 2014 10:46pm UTC
the amount of people I've almost hit
since I've gotten my license is alarming.
and it's not because I'm a bad driver, it's
because I'm surrounded by morons. like,
there are more people darting into the
middle of the road than there are poor
adorable animals. ugh, idiots.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 4:12pm UTC
Only a fool
trips on what
Is behind him.

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steffykins
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 7:32pm UTC
All my life I thought air was free....
until I bought a bag of chips.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 11:01am UTC
The songs I've been listening to on replay:
-Enchanted by Taylor Swift
-Long Distance by Bruno Mars
-Thinking About You by Frank Ocean

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