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1. kelly*
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2013 7:50pm UTC
   i'm funnier in real life but also uglier
   
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2. carson5482
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2013 4:40pm UTC
   Me: Does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
   Real life friends:
   Me:
   Real life friends:
   Internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 199 points

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