Ipad Quotes

100
posted a quote
November 2, 2014 10:22am UTC

Buys white iPad, gets black case.
Buys black iPad, gets white case.

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100
posted a quote
October 31, 2014 9:12am UTC

And right now i'm sitting on my iPad in my mom's friends house, on the toilet.

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 3:41pm UTC

My mom was carrying her ipad
and a piece of pizza but she
stumbled and dropped her ipad
on the floor but help tight to her
pizza and i'm so glad I know
where my priorities come from.

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Steve*
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 4:42pm UTC

now that the ipad air is out i am fully
expecting the ipad water, earth, and fire to be next

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heyitskate24
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 7:40pm UTC

i am on witty right now on my two year old cousins ipad right now...HE IS TWO

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 6:09pm UTC

My mom got my aunt an
iPad for Christmas one year,
and she named it Maxi. Maxi Pad.

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 9:29am UTC

Why isn't the
IPad called "ITablet"?

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:13am UTC

My grandma thought
an iPad was
a
feminime product
and
gave me the funniest face when I asked
for one.
xD

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Pudding007
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 9:41pm UTC

so my 4 year old cousin burned his hand on a sparkler and started crying about how he wouldn't be able to hold his ipad...all I have to say is OH. MY. GOD.

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katherinexP
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 10:38pm UTC

I know this 6 year old.
She has an iPhone, an iPad,
and her own computer.
Please, the computer I'm using
isn't even mine.
Kids these days.

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wittyteacher
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Would anyone that has an iPod, iPad, iPhone, or any Apple product in general mind checking something out for me.
I may possibly be willing to barter faves or follows for help.

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supercalifredge
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Would anyone with a mobile device mind helping me for a moment?
request, help, please help
(c)supercalifredge

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 2:00pm UTC

In like 10 years,
I wonder what all
the kids will be getting
that'll cause all the
teenagers to be like:
"Wow. When I was 9
I only got an iPad. Smh."

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faithx3
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 10:27am UTC

Dear life,
please consider giving me
an iPad instead of stupid
lemons.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:59pm UTC

I'm not saying not to trust the Internet...
I'm just saying there's a major discrepancy between
the number of iPads I've won,
and the number of iPads I own...

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 11:24pm UTC

When you play Fruit Ninja and slice the pomegranate with all your fingers.

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happygirl22
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
hahaha nmq

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happygirl22
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 3:33pm UTC

Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
hahaha nmq

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Squilliam Fancypants*
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 9:29am UTC

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i NEED SOMEONE THAT'S GOOD WITH ELECTRONICS, IPADS IN SPECIFIC...
So, yesterday i got water on my home button while cleaning it off... It wouldn't respond! I left it alone overnight like my Mom told me to... But now, theres a weird mark on it that looks like water under the screen, and its gone all whack... WHAT DO I DO TO FIX IT?! My moms gonna be home soon, and i dont want her to be mad..

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SummerSunset
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 6:24pm UTC

My mom got an Ipad,
which is suprising because she doesn't even know how to turn the Wii on.

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