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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    Don't ask me what my favorite of anything is unless you want me to have
    a stressful inernal struggle for several minutes trying to decide

  2. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Girl: Do I have cramps or has my appendix exploded
    Girl: Does my boob hurt or am I having a heart attack
    Girl: Am I on my period or is this internal bleeding
    Girl: These are our struggles
    Boy: Thinking dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
    Boy: The struggles of a man
    Girl: Boo hoo
    Girl: Thinking of my naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back into my vågina

  3. 7year-hole* 7year-hole*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    To feel ugly on the inside,
    No amount of make-up, pretty clothes or compliments can make you feel good when you think about yourself and just feel
    disgusted
    Is one of the worst feelings in the world

  4. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2016 12:24am UTC
    "People interfere in a person’s internal family matters not with an intention to resolve the feud, but mere with a selfish interest of showing own importance as a judge. Only foolish individual invites those devilish minds as mediators in own private home dispute."
    ~Anuj Somany

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