Instructions Quotes

TheCovertComic
posted a quote
March 30, 2019 1:24am UTC

The Law of User Manuals. In the time it takes to read the user manual, the technology will have changed.
Corollary of the Law of User Manuals. The shorter the user manual, the faster the technology will change while one is reading it.

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TheRealMaddie
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 5:06pm UTC

I got my amazing cursor from
Awsomedino.weebly.com and then i didint know how to paste
it so i found a quote on witty saying:
1)copy the cursor you want
2)go to witty and hit edit profile
3)on the left hand corner,click source
4)right click and paste the link of the cursor.
IT REALLY WORKS :]
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 5:40am UTC

When I have my earbuds in, don't talk to me.
When I have one earbud in, don't talk to me.
When I have no earbuds in, don't talk to me.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 7:02pm UTC

Friend: *killing a bug*
Me: Slide to the left
Me: Slide to the right
Me: Take it back now y'all
Me: One hop this time
Me: Right foot lets stomp
Me: Left foot lets stomp
Me: Cha cha real smooth
Me: Now turn it out

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axmariex2013x
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 5:18pm UTC

if you ever decide to want to make it up to me, i'll give you instructions..
invite me over to your house to have a simple hang out. then turn on the
great country music that you listen to and turn it up as loud as you can..
then walk up to me and ask me to dance. then dance with me the way
that we danced the first night we met again. just dance with me for as
long as you possibly can, to every song you remember from that night.
when we're all finished the dancing, and it goes just the way it's going
in my head, i'll have watery eyes and no choice, but to forgive you..
so please, just ask me to dance..
i wanna forgive you already..

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Sammyishere
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 1:30pm UTC

yes ive made mistakes.
maybe its because
Life doesnt come with instructions

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Cake instructions: let cake cool for 15 minutes before consuming.
Me: Screw that!
Me: *eats cake*

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xXxSwagThaTLoveeeXxX
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 3:22pm UTC

Yeah I made mistakes...
but LIFE doesn't come with instructions.

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