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srtecstasy
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 9:42pm UTC

We Humans mostly don't get what we want
Instead
We'll get what we least expect

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 7:57pm UTC

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite
direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 11:47am UTC

I never really got the concept of telling a suicidal person that suicide is bad. Obviously they know it's bad, they just can't think of any other solution. Instead of saying all the stuff like, ''You're family is going to miss you,'' and such, maybe they just want someone to understand what they feel. Maybe they just want someone who will help them and get them through whatever they're going through. If they feel suicidal, it's not because they think they think their parents won't miss them or stuff, it's because they think they're nothing compared to the others. They think that they're a waste of space and instead of telling them that it is bad, you need to show them how much they mean. Show them that you care, show them that you are one to think they're amazing.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 9:05pm UTC

Laying in bed,
remembering a conversation in your head,
and imagining what you should've said instead.

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ElmosWhoree*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 1:53am UTC

I never meant to start a war,
I just wanted you to let me in.
And instead of using force,
I guess I should have let you win.
Format: twilightgirl995

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 11:48pm UTC

Normal People:
Principal: Have a seat.
Person: Thank you. *Sits down*
Wittians:
Principal: Have a seat.
Person: Thank you. *Grabs chair and leaves office.*

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