LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A TIME WHEN I WAS EMBARASSED.
It all started when I typed something wrong on a chat box, while I was talking to some guy on voice chat.
He made fun of me for using "your" instead of "you're".
I said, "Sorry, I'm not very good at grammage."
Do you see the issue?
I said grammage.
GRAMMAGE.
WHAT. THE. FLIPPING DOLPHINS.
Was is a cross between "Grammar" and "Language"?
Grammage. It rolls off your tongue. Sorta. (sorta, as in -not really-)
This could be a new thing, ya know? like "Pardon my grammage, young bloke!!"
..or not. ya know. whatevs.
MaryPenguin