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DanHowell
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July 22, 2013 2:59pm UTC

and Liam you stay exactly where
you are cause you are
per-fect

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 3:30am UTC

I just need you to understand

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gab*
posted a quote
June 25, 2014 10:29pm UTC

GOD I KNOW I MAY NOT BE A SUPERMODEL BOMBSHELL BLONDE THAT HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL AND I KNOW I MAY NOT BE THE SPORTS STAR OR THE ARTIST OR ANYTHING REQUIRING TALENT OF THAT MATTER I MAY NOT HAVE PERFECT GRADES OR A PERFECT FAMILY I KNOW I GET NERVOUS SO EASILY AND I GET SO DANGEROUS WHEN I'M HURT AND MY FRIENDS REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A PROBLEM I AM AND ALL OF THEM LEAVE EVENTUALLY AND THEN I AM ALL ALONE DAMAGED BROKEN AND UNDESIRABLE BUT BOY I WILL BE THERE WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS I WILL FALL ASLEEP IN CLASS BECAUSE I WAS UP THE PREVIOUS NIGHT AT 3AM TEXTING YOU AND EVEN THOUGH I HATE BASEBALL I'D STILL ATTEND ALL OF YOUR GAMES BOY I'D MAKE YOU FEEL SO SO SPECIAL BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FIRST LOVE AND EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT ME 'CAUSE NO ONE EVER FU.CKING WANTS ME IN CASE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND I'D DO IT ALL BOY ANY DAY

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 5:24pm UTC

If you only knew
What was beneath my sleeves
If you only knew
How I am really doing

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BrookieeCookiee
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 8:27pm UTC

*someone dies*
me: laughs
*someone tells sad story*
me:laughs
*something bad happens to me*
me:laughs
*someone falls*
me:laughs
*teacher is talking*
me:laughs
*something serious is happening*
me:laughs
*someone is crying*
me:laughs
*sad event happens*
me:laughs
*someone is getting in trouble*
me:laughs
*is getting yelled at*
me:laughs
*funny story is told*
me: crys from laughing.
*something thats supposed to be funny happens*
me: dead on the ground
*someone says my name*
me: done
*someone says poop*
me: 110% done.
*something is actually funny and other people think it's funny*
me: straight face

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bluebox2
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Useful Tips #2
Accidentally delete a tab?
Ctrl+Shift+T will reopen it.

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swimswim98
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 11:11pm UTC

97.8% of the reason I'm this skinny is because I'm too lazy to actually get off the couch to get and or make food.

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DarkAngels
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 9:30pm UTC

Okay so on Monday I'm going to just tell my teacher EVERYTHING. I've got literally no one else to talk to... He said that I can talk to him... But should I tell him that I think that I might have depression?

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LONERFORLIFEEE
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 10:05pm UTC

seeing the words "Free Will"
and thinking it says "Free Wifi"

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ribcaged
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 6:52pm UTC

wait no how long is this obsession thing supposed to last (╯ಊ╰)

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
March 23, 2014 7:00pm UTC

So I'm turning fifteen tomorrow...
Which means:
Tenth grade (Algebra 2, yikes!)
More responsibilities
I have to get a job
Drivers Ed.
Not to even mention:
The whole new terrifying territory of dating
Finally going to public school after being homeschooled my whole life
The psychotic voice constantly screaming in my head "only three more years and you're on your own!"
So... any advice?

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 11:48pm UTC

What happens when you die?
Well, obviously the lovely unicorn of unicorn land takes you to a golden stairway where you meet god and he cooks you dinner yeah i forgot where I was going with this

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converse_girl17
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 6:44pm UTC

I said I was going to stop again, but since that first cut about a month ago.. I haven't stopped.... and I don't know how to quit. I can't be strong anymore. What if I just can't do it.

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AshleyyMariee
posted a quote
August 2, 2015 11:30pm UTC

If anyone has any advice on how to get over a f*ckboy, please share.

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cvnt*
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 9:08pm UTC

I might be insane
My dreams are of pain for all
It keeps my heart pumping
I could be insane
I smile when I think of killing myself
The ultimate high; the way I get off
I'm possible insane
Or lighting that fcking Bible on fire
Because it tortures me
And stares and mocks and laughs
I think I'm insane
The urge is still there too
The urge to claw my wrists open
The urge to watch myself bleed out
The urge to see the color turn black
The urge to die
I'm a little insane
I never know who is taking me over
It just stays there in my head
It terrifies me in the best way
I don't know what to do
I just know that
I am insane.

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carlislecullensdreamdaughter
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 10:24pm UTC

I Can Feel the Darkness Coming
And I'm Afraid of Myself
Hurts - help

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Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 5:25pm UTC

I feel another panic attack coming on,
but I can't tell him because he'll know it's because we won't be able to talk for a week and I can't cope without him.
Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
September 17, 2015 11:26pm UTC

Hey guys... I need some help. Please check the link ?
gofund.me/7e4fnyu8

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Abbbbby*
posted a quote
October 13, 2015 7:57pm UTC

I have this bad habit of not being able to control my facial expressions when someone says something ridiculous or annoying.

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Cupcakifier
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 9:50pm UTC

Sometimes I can't tell the difference between my tears and the shower. I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

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