Best Imfunny Quotes This Week

Princess B-tch*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 6:32pm UTC

EVERYWHERE WE GO
people want to know
who we are
so we tell them.
WE ARE WITTYIANS.
MIGHTY MIGHT WITTIANS.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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ocean pixie*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 1:41pm UTC

if you ever feel like you did something stupid, just remember zac efron and his yolo tattoo

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC

Me: Knock knock
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Daisy.
Friend: Daisy who?
Me: :Daisy me rollin', dey hatin'.

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BrookieeCookiee
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 8:27pm UTC

There are so many period quotes on witty,
It should be called periodprofiles.com.

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mattnunz
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 2:41pm UTC

me: mark, my words!
mark: *brings me my dictionary*
me: thank you mark

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zer0*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 7:35am UTC

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ~ have a good day
because you deserve it!
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ~ and if someone tries to
ruin your mood
(ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ~ burn them.

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CatchYourPandas
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 4:50pm UTC

Omega 3 - Warning
ConsumerGuides.Com
We tried them all. Here is the only one we recommend.
.
💚 0 discuss
♡ 0 fave it
CatchYourPandas posted this quote to imfunny, 3 minutes ago
Bet you thought the ad above this quote was real.
double quote format by breeze

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 1:28am UTC

Your face would look better between my legs.

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ocean pixie*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 7:01pm UTC

"I won't spill any," she says as she spills nail polish on her brand new, white laptop.

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 6:08pm UTC

Normal people: * Wave glowsticks in the air*
Me: *Waves laptop in the air*

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mattnunz
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 7:41pm UTC

Me: *hears birds chirping*
Me: I bet they're talking about me

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zer0*
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 3:17pm UTC

i'm not miserable it's just my face

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 10:09pm UTC

How people view two hand touch football
Normal people: Two hand touch football
Me: Two hand push down, kick 'em in the spine repeatedly, punch them in the throat, touch football

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 10:49am UTC

It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.

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Jessica258
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 5:03pm UTC

I'm going to go stand outside. So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding
nmq,

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 12:50am UTC

Show some
CLAbSS

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BrookieeCookiee
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 9:10pm UTC

Favorite sayings ;
can you not?
how about no
your mom
whale then
fall off a cliff
just no
the d wants you
I want the d
you're perf
you're perf with a captial perf
ovbi
110% fine
just stop
i hate u bye

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3pointballer
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 8:16pm UTC

My favorite outdoor activity
is going back inside

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britany*
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 1:03pm UTC

Dude,
Do you even thrift?
.

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Melisaa
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Teacher: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: I'm already doing it.
Teacher: And what are you doing?
Me: Blogging.

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