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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2017 7:59pm UTC
    my [grand]mother moved out
    of her body
    decided it
    was no longer worthy
    it couldn't contain her laughter
    she couldn't obey the house
    rules of human
    her spirit
    that young & fresh fever
    wanted to call the night her dance club
    wanted to try on new clothes
    stay out later
    my [grand]mother now wears the world
    dresses herself with the tall grass
    blushes her cheeks with red clay
    she laughs & a forest fire awakens
    she laughs & every mountain bows
    to her sharp thunder
    she laughs
    & each cicada begins to sing
    last night Saint Paul was cloaked in steam:
    fog traveled from some distant heat
    no, i think
    you've got it all wrong
    someone must have asked my [grand]mother
    to dance
    —DEATH AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A SONG

  2. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2015 10:13pm UTC
    SEVENTEEN SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT AGE. NOT NAIVE LIKE SIXTEEN. NOT FEELING THE PRESSURES OF DAUNTING ADULTHOOD LIKE EIGHTEEN. JUST PLAIN AND SIMPLE, SEVENTEEN.

  3. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2014 12:42pm UTC
     

  4. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 4:08pm UTC
    This week last year is what turned my life completely upside down.. I hate the 4th of every month.. My heart hasn't stopped hurting since the morning of the 4th of July.
    I don't know what to even do.. I can't stop crying.

  5. *VA VA VOOM* *VA VA VOOM*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 5:15pm UTC
    xXMidnightXx's format
    Oh, a brand new MCR song?
    Just look at all that pain

  6. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    "i want to be cremated and
    put in children's sandboxes, in schools"
    - kellin quinn

  7. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    i had gym today;
    and it's pretty obvious to my grade that i have the biggest chest--a fact which i am not found of.
    Anyway, we were meant to play flag football today, but it was raining. So, instead, we played whiffle tennis inside, where someone hits a whiffle ball with a tennis racket and run to the bases. The only way you can get someone out is by directly tagging them with the ball. So, that's why, as I was running to home, I touched directly. in. tje. boob. Andnow I'm the "person David lost his mancard to." FML

  8. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    So I signed up to be a reading buddy
    and my reading buddy is named Rick.
    I was reading to him and he stopped me and looked into my eyes and said
    "When you fell from heaven did it hurt ?"
    I just looked at him confused and then he took my hand in his and said
    " Don't worry, I know you are an angel, those cuts on your arms are marks from your fall. I'll keep your secret. My sister is an angel too!"

  9. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    "hahahaha look it's kitler"
    dad, please take that paintbrush off the cat's face
    my family, everyone.

  10. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 11:50am UTC
    Just saw this on tumblr and im still laughing:
    friendly reminder that glee had an acoustic version of a song about a threesome sung by two boys in a religious group called the god squad and a girl who cried while she straddled and rubbed vapor rub on the chest of an unconscious gay boy

  11. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 10:39am UTC
    Girl 1: "got herself pregnant" is literally the dumbest phrase in the word like for real if it was possible to get pregnant by yourself we'd have eaten all the men a long time ago.
    Girl 2: It actually is possible to get pregnant without the spllerm of man whatsoever bu using bone marrow from another women! A child conceived this way can only be female so actually, me are entirely useless. fun fact.
    Girl 1: Let's begin the feast (◕‿◕✿)

  12. Sandie Sandie
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 8:42am UTC
    I dropped my phone in a full bathtub
    And I'm trying to put my life back together

  13. josiewdog123 josiewdog123
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    I wish Michael was here to bring peace to everyone. I miss him so much. Michael Jackson I need you, the world needs you. Please come back

  14. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    if your ever feeling down,
    remember this was a real email I sent to my friend Kathleen in 5th grade.
    Thanks i dove you ill always be nice to you cause your so awesome and
    sweetie and so nice to me when i first got to school unlike anyone
    else and i thought that i had no friends in the class BUT I WAS
    TOTALLY WRONG NO JOKE i have never had a friend that saves me a spot
    at lunch every day . thats why im never mean or mad at you. your awesome and totally kool i dove you for
    aeaeaeaeae
    your bffl foraeaeaeaeaeaeaaeeaeaeaeeaeaeaeaeaeaaeeaeaeaeaeaaeaeeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeea+seven
    millon
    Brrooke the awesome

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    Want to hear what's creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
    They never said he was an egg.

  16. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 11:43am UTC
    And though you're dead and gone, believe me
    YOUR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON.

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    sometimes
    i read read
    as read when it’s
    actually supposed to
    be read as read
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  18. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    eating is so awesome i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours you absorb its essence and transform it into energy just wow

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