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1. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2014 7:44pm UTC
   If H2O is water,
   And H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide,
   What is H2O4?
   Drinking.
   
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2. Muffin1811
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2013 6:36pm UTC
   Me: Someone said you sound like an owl.
   Sister: Me?
   Me: Yeah.
   Sister: Who?
   Me: *laughing hystarically*
   Sister: *facepalm*
   
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3. *compassionate soul*
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2013 9:11pm UTC
   One of those times where you don't have a care in the world and are totally content with playing Just Dance 3 and sweating your bum off! XD
   
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4. *compassionate soul*
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2013 7:12pm UTC
   whoever made this format is amazing!!!!
   
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5. musicmaster
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2013 6:30pm UTC
   That depressing moment when you open a pack of gum and it's empty
   </3
   
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6. canyouseeme
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2013 3:06pm UTC
   i think i really need to get my cursing under control
   ._.
   
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