When someone makes a joke about
Fred's d.eath, and you're just like
I' L L A V A D A K E D A V R A Y O U R A .S S .
Wait, sorry.
Wh.en so.meone make.s a jo.ke abo.ut Fred, S.irius, Lup.in, To.nks, Dob.by, H.edwig,
Dum.bledore, Sn.ape, Cedr.ic, the Long.bott.oms, Arag.og, Arian.na, Regul.us, the Po.tters,
Ted T.onks, Cr.abbe, Col.in Cr.eevey, Barty Cr.ouch Senior, Bella.trix,
the old guy at the beginning of the fourth one -
Really, the only d.eath from Harry Potter you can jo.ke about with me is Nearly Hea.dless Nick's.
Wait, no.
Because he en.dured 43 a.xe swi.ngs to the neck...
OMG J. K. ROWLING IS A S.ADIST
Amenah