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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    side side side? side angle side? angle side angle? angle angle side?
    more like
    what what what? what huh what? huh what huh? huh huh what?

  2. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    Seriously though
    How did people once do homework without the internet

  3. Btrytobefunny Btrytobefunny
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    People spend $1 million to make a commercial about starving kids
    Yet they can't feed them?

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 12:17am UTC
    How come it's "cute" and "trendy"
    to wear a bandeau as a shirt,
    but if someone wears a bra
    as a shirt, it's "sl.utty" and
    you're a "wh.ore"?
    They're basically the same.

  5. Matt_ Matt_
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Help me understand why I get hate when I don't flirt on this site.

  6. Raynniee Raynniee
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    How come
    you can wear jeans everyday and nobody cares...but you wear a shirt twice in one week and you're suddenly
    homeless?

  7. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    Why does everyone complain about
    their androids and iphones to be
    ancient? my phone is from the stone
    ages
    WittyxxGirlxx quote credit. It was also my idea

  8. Everybodydotheflop Everybodydotheflop happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    I don't get it,
    Why do girls have to shave or wax all the time?
    Why is it socially unacceptable for a girl to not shave/wax?
    Why is it totally ok for guys to not shave/wax?
    Why are girls made fun of for having 'hairy arms/legs' or a a little extra facial hair?
    Why is it optional for guys to have facial hair, but girls must get rid of any facial hair?
    Who even came up with these 'rules' for society?
    Why did they come up with these 'rules'?
    I just don't get it.

  9.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    I got a question: What is even "the fox"?

  10. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    I don't understand how people
    on here can be so anti-bullying,
    yet constantly use the term swagfag.
    Like, do you not understand the history
    of hate behind the word f.ag or...?
    Practice what you preach, a.ssholes.

  11. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    Why is Donky Kong not a donky?

  12. boop* boop*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    Okay so, everyone is having
    a problem with people saying
    rest in peace Talia Joy,
    because she isn't the only one
    that died from cancer.
    While I get why and understand
    that you guys would rather focus
    on everyone that had/has cancer
    versus just one exploited girl,
    but it's kind of funny considering how
    many people posted r.i.p Cory Monteith
    and no one had a problem with it.
    He's not the only one that's ever died
    from overdosing, everyone just cares because he's famous.
    So if it's okay to feel sad for someone
    that's famous for dying by OD,
    then why isn't it okay to feel sad when
    a little girl that is youtube famous dies of cancer?

  13. isabel_g isabel_g
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    Why do people feel as though it's perfectly fine to insult other's taste in music?
    It's the exact same thing as if someone were to insult any other aspect of your appearance.
    It's just like me saying,
    "Your hair looks terrible."
    Except imagine that your hair is the only thing keeping you alive today.

  14. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 4:09pm UTC
    Friend: ...and that's how you do it. Me: Oh! Now I get it! Me: *in head* I don't get it.

  15. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 12:20am UTC
    Things i dont understand #5
    how a whole baby can come out of a tiny hole
    and why it doesnt hurt 1392493858728
    times more than people say it does.

    should i keep going?

  16. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 12:14am UTC
    Things i dont understand #3
    math.

    should i keep going?

  17. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    idon'tunderstand,
    I don't understand when people say "someone that is dying right now, or starving or, is sick and would love to be you because, your body is perfectly healthy" Yeah, sure your body is perfectly healthy on the outside..but mentally your not healthy. Like, last time I checked, cutting, depression, anxiety, anorexia, bullima, and other problems are not healthy. It's not like people chose to be depressed or anorexia, or even cut. It's in your head and you can't escape it.

  18. RejectedGamer RejectedGamer
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 3:29am UTC
    ©RejectedGamerFormat
    Wittians: You're so gorgeous!
    People: OMG your so ugly, I'm gonna die!
    Me: Die.

  19. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 1:37pm UTC
    Why are there never any good side effects?
    Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says "May cause extreme sexiness."

  20. Sportsgirl9 Sportsgirl9
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    There's a problem when the minority are the people who do the right thing. It's really hard to stand up for the right thing when every time you turn around someone you trusted gave in to the peer pressure too.

:)

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