Idiotic Quotes

*blushes*
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July 11, 2014 6:29am UTC

Me when cleaning up: Everything has to look perfect and if something looks slightly wrong or anything likely during the process, let's ditch everything.

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Tilly*
posted a quote
May 26, 2014 8:01am UTC

Dont set your standards too high
because i'm never going to be your friend.

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pearsareawsome
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October 24, 2013 8:56pm UTC

So this guy texted ne `shut the f.ck up she get in my bed` i then screamed at him and he said he was joking. Who else finds this funny? Because i certainly don't.

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hungary
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September 14, 2013 7:42am UTC

ADMIN

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Rapha
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 6:52pm UTC

What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on T.V.
really! like Oh you've fooled me! what's behind the blur?
an umbrella? perhaps an elephant?

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Rapha
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 7:12pm UTC

No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was the one who intentionally ignored you the first time.

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nitters1001
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 3:16pm UTC

...What if they named a...
...methodist church cristal...
...Cristal Methodist Church...
I said it at a bonfire one night
(overly tierd)

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 6:34pm UTC

Apologizing Doesn't Make Cyber-Bullying Okay.

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oneofakinddanielle
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 2:52pm UTC

I swear, every guy i date ends up being an a**hole.

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hungary
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 9:05am UTC

I'm not Ukrainian

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 4:19am UTC

My dogs probably looking at me and
thinking; what an idiot.

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hayhayy915
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 4:53pm UTC

I hate when guys say
Oh I was gonna say something
sexual just now but then I didn't
It's like seriously just say it you idiot

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hayhayy915
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June 11, 2013 2:20pm UTC

My friend's mom has no legs
She had them both amputated
Recently her insurance company took away her wheelchair
Explain this logic to me please

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Idiotic
I wonder what my last
poem will be like,
I think one night,
everything will become
too much and I will
sit there, writing some
idiotic words that sum
up my idiotic life.
Sounds fitting, I suppose.
An idiotic poem written
by an idiotic girl who
does idiotic things;
a tribute to an idiotic
life that was ended
by her own idiotic
hands.
(DS)

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PrettyUnicorn101
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 2:35pm UTC

i am scared to say i love bacon, because one day i named my best friend's brother bacon.....my mistake in life

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HeyyGirl69
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 2:38pm UTC

I freaking hate it when 6th graders say their in love!
I'm like no you don't even now what is so shut the hell up you stupid little kid!

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everythingcrazy
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 10:04pm UTC

what hurricane did you get blown out of? Hurricane Stupid?

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livelaughwrite
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 8:09pm UTC

Sixth graders then: Playing outside, not caring about relationships, still having their innocence, owning dolls, age-appropriate clothing.
Sixth graders now: Short skirts and tight shirts, making out with every guy that breathes, getting pregnant, caking their faces in makeup, spending their time on their iPhone 5's.
Wtf happened?

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