Best Iam Quotes This Year

CookieMonster09*
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September 5, 2013 4:00pm UTC

what i am: a teenager
what i really am: a bitter old lady who complains about kids and backaches.

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WeAreTheBoys
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March 27, 2013 8:27pm UTC

If you can't think of anything to say when you next visit your therapist, just go with, "I've been thinking of killing you."

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music_saves_people
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 9:14am UTC

I am...
-the fat friend
-the ugly sister
-the dumb classmate
-the second choice
-the girl who will never be good enough.

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MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
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September 23, 2013 4:24pm UTC

You're suicidal and you're still here.
I am so proud of you!

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Getupandgo
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July 26, 2013 9:26pm UTC

I always type in lower case BUT I always write the word BUT in capital's.
I like big BUT'S and I cannot lie.

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*compassionate soul*
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January 11, 2014 2:27am UTC

I’m the girl who prefers one rose instead of a dozen...❤ I’m the girl who would rather stay in on a friday night than go to a wild party with random strangers...❤ I’m the girl who wouldn’t make you wait on her hand and foot, but would do anything to make you happy...❤ I’m the girl who would enjoy having a movie night rather than going to some fancy restaurant...❤ I’m the girl who would rather stay up all night sharing secrets than going out and getting drunk...❤ I’m the girl who won’t make you hold her bags, but would rather hold your hand instead...❤ I’m the girl who will love you more than anyone can possibly dream of...❤ I’m the girl who would give the world to see you smile...❤

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doublesidedice
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March 30, 2013 10:16am UTC

I. Am. Loved.
I. Am. Hated.
I. Am. A. Joy.
I. Am. A. Burden.
I. Have. Power.
I. Have. Weakness.
I. Am. Famous.
I. Am. Unknown.

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MyBlueEyes
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 9:35am UTC

Having blue eyes is actually a mutation. Before the mutation occurred, all humans had brown eyes.

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
November 22, 2014 3:10pm UTC

I am special, I am beautiful
I am wonderful and powerful, unstoppable
sometimes I'm miserable, sometimes I'm pitiful
but that's so typical of all the thing I am.

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 9:38pm UTC

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I'm a million contradictionsSometimes I make no senseSometimes I'm perfect Sometimes I'm a messSometimes I'm not sure who I am~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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MrsJHutch
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 11:48am UTC

100 days until Catching Fire comes out

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lessonlearnt
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 5:59pm UTC

I
am
the
designer
of
my
own
catastrophy.

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SillyJellyFish
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Mom: Honey, maybe you should go outside and socialize
*Three awkward seconds pass*
Mom and me: PAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA :']

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 8:15pm UTC

In a world so hateful
I don't want to be me

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josie*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 1:46pm UTC

"You look sad"
"I am"

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iambubbles
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:12pm UTC

OMG you're single!?
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
me too ._.

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
February 26, 2015 1:07pm UTC

I'm just postponing the inevitable

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 6:44pm UTC

Me: I hate when people bend over right in front of you.
Friend: I know right!
Teacher: *bends over to pick up paper*
Me: *kicks down the stairs, jab in the gut, rips out hair, punch in the throat*

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Primadonna*
posted a quote
April 9, 2014 6:05am UTC

I am not fire, I am not a simple flame,
I am LIGHT

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 12:21pm UTC

I am unwritten ★

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