Me in bed
Me: let's go on wittayyy!
Me: Ew, why did I download this song?
Me: omg now i know
Me: ooh, 3 notifications, that's 3 more than yesterday
Me: i gotta pee
Me: i am the master of my own bladder!
Me: if i turn to one side, maybe i won't need to go anymore
Me: lol, no.
Me: ok, i have to go pee
Me: but let's check facebook first
Me: omg, get a tissue, not facebook
Me: why did i think this was a good idea
Me: maybe ill just post something to instagram
Me: oh my god, no! that selfie is ugly
Me: i'm not going to get any likes
Me: ooh, a like
Me: thanks, stranger
Me: omg, i forgot i had a pinterest
Me: omg, stumbleupon is the best
Me: omg, twittaa
Me: flickr is way cool
Me: god, more people should use polyvore
Me: omg, what about wordpress, better update my blog
Me: omg, better check my tiny tower
Me: ew, my bitizens hate me
Me: i should make a stardoll
Me: club penguin mada truckers
Me: this song is wayyy depressing
Me: omg, 6 am, and i gotta pee.