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humans are funny. they have silly customs like closing their eyelids when the sky is dark and slamming the palms of their hands together when another human does something they enjoy. they not only use their voices to speak to other humans, but put background music behind their voices and then sell them so energetic girls and boys can move their hips to the rhythm. they use minerals to decorate their cheeks and define their eyes. they weave silk and cotton and so much more to cover their beautiful bodies with. they build things, like houses and friendships. they make an involuntary goal to impress others with their human abilities. what's the point of all of this? i don't think anyone knows, but it's sure entertaining watching all these humans doing all the cute things they do.
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misfits