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  1. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 5:44am UTC
    Dear puberty, am i gonna get hot or stay ugly like can you just tell me i just can't handle the suspense.

  2. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 5:25pm UTC
    I hope I become attractive this year.

  3. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 12:28pm UTC
    The amount of pictures
    I would take if I had a
    hot body is unimaginable.

  4. alliebabyxo alliebabyxo
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    if you can pull off a beanie
    you can pull off my pants

  5. meh* meh*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    can we all stop pretending like channing tatum is hot

  6. JustBr3athe JustBr3athe
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 12:17am UTC
    can 2014 be the year i turn hot?

  7. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    Tips for running
    faster:
    1) Hot person
    in front of you.
    2) Creepy guy
    behind you.

  8. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    I've been seeing a lot of guys who I was friends with when I was younger (like 2-5) and now they're all hot and I'm like yeah.

  9. Baberz145 Baberz145
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    Hot Mess!!!!! :))((:

  10. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    Drinking hot-chocolate and loving it, but then feeling like you're going to throw up.

  11. planetxar_the_1st planetxar_the_1st
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 11:29pm UTC
    If I once was your friend, than you were mine.
    Till i knew you got fine.

  12. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Can more hot guys nudes be leaked more often like come on

  13. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    Showers are a place to sing, think, and fall asleep under the hot water as you lay in the tub like a naked hobo.

  14. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 9:56am UTC
    Are you a cigarette because you got a hot butt.

  15. ReonnaLeigh ReonnaLeigh
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    Why does One Direction have to be so perfect!?!?!?!

  16. SEXGOD* SEXGOD*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    hot and heavy? ;)

  17. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    All Time Low fans talking about the band: THEY'RE SO HOT OMG FÜCK ME UNTIL I'M BLEEDING LEAVE MY INSIDES LIKE A CAR CRASH ABUSE ME WITH YOUR GENITALS DESTROY ALL OF MY ORIFICES YOU SÊXY MOTHER FÜCKERS

  18. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 12:18am UTC
    The List
    Chapter Four
    I waltzed into Cam's house, like I owned the place, and I should, he's my boyfriend. Moving my hips side to side, I took two steps and found I was at the wrong kind of party, everyone else was in tank tops and shorts, and I was dressed up in more of an after party affair. Whoops.
    "Hey, hey, heey!" Scott welcomed me at the door, giving me a hug, which lasted a little too long for me. I smiled at him, Emily was drunk herself, she'd never know, I'll handle him later if I get the chance. Ha, if she did find out, I'd become one of them. I gave him a winking smile and strutted into the kitchen.
    Flaunt it if you got it? Check.
    "Oh my god, Anna." Cali snorked at me as I arrived in the dining area. "Seriously."
    An arm snaked around my waist, hand resting on my hip. "I think she looks hot." Cam's voice dropped, and he kissed my cheek. Cali shook her head and bent down to adjust her shoe, revealing most of her cleavage to Cameron, but as I watched Cameron's eyes flickered at Cali but stayed with me.
    Point for me.
    Cali gave me the stink eye but smirked and walked away. I looked back at Cameron, who was stilling checking the view. I smiled, it felt good to be appreciated. "So you, what's your surprise?" I said, ruffling his hair.
    "Emily told you?" he mumbled, holding my waist. "Mhm." I answered, pulling him closer. "You're gonna love it." his lips barely moved, and he pulled me closer until our lips touched and-
    "ANNA." Emily's voice broke us apart. She stopped dead in her tracks, now aware of what she did, and shrugged. "You gotta see this." she giggled.
    She took my hand and dragged me outside to the pool. My mouth dropped.
    Brandon was soaking wet, tied to the diving board.
    AUTHOR'S NOTE:
    Haha, well Anna's more of a dangerous girl than we all thoughtXD
    Which brings up; How many guys has she fooled with? And is Cali really that desperate for Cameron? Whooo knows?(:
    Please, please, please, comment for a notification<3
    Love you all and have a merry Monday!

  19. Superman x x * Superman x x *
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    best days of summer Yet.. x x x

  20. TheRealMaddie TheRealMaddie
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    LOVE QUOTE #3
    I love it when my pillow is really
    hot in the middle of the night and when I
    turn it over its really cold.

:)

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