Best Horror Quotes Ever

Butterbear
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June 25, 2013 4:24am UTC

Things I don't understand about horror movies:
1. Why do the people feel the need to say, "Hello?" in every
room. It's not like the killer/demon is gonna be all like, "Hey
yeah I'm in here! come in so I can kill you!"
2. You only ran up a flight of stairs. There is no reason to be
breathing as if you just ran a marathon.
3. YOUR HUSBAND IS NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE YOU. JUST
GET OUT OF THERE AND LET HIM FIGUIRE IT OUT HIMSELF
BEFORE YOU BOTH GET KILLED.
4. If the dog is acting weird and whining at random corners,
it does not mean he is crazy, it means you need to get the
f*ck out of that house.
5. I'm pretty sure It's not even possible to trip over nothing
that many times.
6. Here's an idea, instead of screaming on the floor crawling
backwards why don't you just stand up and run :D
7. It may have been based on a true story but what actually
happened went nothing like that.
PEACE, I'M OUT

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Ethanol
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 11:22am UTC

the horror of knowing
there is nowhere in this world
FOR YOU TO ESCAPE

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AllyHeartxoxo
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Junior Year...
Gosh! Where did 2013 go???
Is it just me or did this summer fly by?

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 2:04pm UTC

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST
NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

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pikachu-farts*
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 4:02am UTC

I giggle hysterically during horror movies to try and
distract myself from the fact that I'll have nightmares
for the next seven months.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 7:35am UTC

Confession #45
I shower in the dark
Because I hate looking at my own body
But then
Like my paranoid mind
Has to be like
'Hey.Heyyyy. Remember that horror movie.
Y'know.
The one with the clown.
Yeeeeaaaaaa. He came up through the shower drain.
Oh.Oh
And that one with the murderer.
He killed her in the shower.
What if a murderer was in this house
Yep. He'd kill you in the shower too.'
So a simple shower
Quickly turns into an overrated horror film.

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Writers Avenue*
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 8:12pm UTC

In horror movies
there is always that blonde girl who trips over nothing and falls backwards
when the criminal is chasing her.

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Steve*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 9:29pm UTC

Tim Burton should just make a movie called "Johny Depp"
Plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 6:26am UTC

When people in horror movies are hiding and they're like, 'hello?'
WHAT IS THIS UNFAMILIAR WORLD WHERE YOU CAN ASK IF THE MURDERER'S THERE SO THEY CAN MAKE YOU A SANDWHICH OR SOMETHING

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 7:28pm UTC

If people in horror movies listened to me
ThEy'D obviously still be alive.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 2:47pm UTC

The people in horror movies would live so much longer
if they would just listen to the audience.

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^_^*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 5:09pm UTC

A horror film is 10x
scary if it say
"based on a true story"

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Merlin
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 12:40pm UTC

The Zodiac Signs In a Horror Movie
Aries: The first to die
Taurus: The one who comes home at the end to find everyone dead
Gemini: The once who figures out what/who the killer is
Cancer: The one who says "Hello? Who's there?" as if the killer will answer
Leo: The one who tries to fight back and ends up dead
Virgo: The one who sacrifices themselves
Libra: The one who says "everybody stay calm!" then freaks out themselves
Scorpio: The one who runs out of the front door instead of upstairs
Sagittarius: The one who is secretly helping the killer
Capricorn: The one who snapped and went on a killing spree
Aquarius: The one who makes it until the end
Pisces: The one who screams at everything

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 2:44pm UTC

How many of you have played "Slender"?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 9:00pm UTC

In a Horror Movie:
*Evil laugh*
Person: It must have been the wind.
How the FUDGE can an evil laugh sound like the wind?!

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SinisterKittyKatX
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 9:47am UTC

SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVER:
Monday

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 1:12am UTC

And I see horror in the future
And I see horror in the past

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Blue_Rose
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 12:04am UTC

Just Watched Paranormal Activity 4.
Who else thought it was as stupid as 1, 2, 3?
#Whathappenedtogoodmovies?

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TheSlenderMan
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 5:49pm UTC

The fact that
there was an ad for slender on my profile

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July 31, 2013 3:23pm UTC

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