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  1. ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 10:04pm UTC
    what's it called when you murder your friend?homiecide.

  2. GreenUmbrella GreenUmbrella
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    The Basics:
    Name: Menna
    Age: 14
    Love Life:
    Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no
    Do you like someone?: jesus yes
    Does anyone like you?: probably not
    Hugged anyone in the past week?: yeah
    Friendships
    Who are your best friends?: rachel jodie owen lucas tom
    Where did you meet them? school
    Did you lose any friends this year?: no
    Gain any?: yeah, owen lucas and tom
    Meet a special friend? i guess so idk
    Did you hang out with any friends in the past week? yeah
    New Years Eve
    Did you do anything at midnight? yeah we went outside and watched the fireworks
    Who did you spend it with? jodie and rachel
    Any resolutions? yeah but they're not important
    Valentines Day
    Did you have a Valentine? no
    Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: no
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: no
    Summer
    Did you go on holiday?: no
    Did you hang out on the beach with friends?: yeah
    How long was your summer break?: six weeks
    Did you get a tan?: only a little bit lol milkbottle white forever
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: yeah
    Halloween
    Did you go trick or treating?: no
    If so, who did you go with?: no
    Did you dress up?: yeah i totally wasn't a crayon nope
    Was it fun?: yeah
    Christmas
    Who did you spend it with?: family.
    Did Santa come to your house?: yes
    Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? yeah
    Your Birthday
    Who did you spend it with?: friends
    What did you do?: town and sleepover ye
    What did you get?: records cds posters cd player books money etc
    Have You Ever: (Yes or No)
    Hugged someone: yes
    Electricuted yourself: no
    Climbed more than 60 feet: yeah
    Made a Youtube video: yeah
    Lied to a loved one: yeah
    Had a pet: no
    Ran a marathon: no
    Had a boyfriend/girlfriend: yeah
    5 Do’s
    1. Do you play any instruments?: piano flute guitar uke and other bits and pieces
    2. Do you play any sports?: pfft no what do you take me for
    3. Do you believe in 2012? if you are referring to the existence of the calendar year 2012 then yes
    4. Do you like animals? not particularly
    5. Do you honestly like Obama?: he seems alright, i'm not from america though so i don't really know
    4 If’s
    1. If you get $1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you? no idk
    2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you?: yes does that make me a bad person ah
    3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose? depends on the situation
    4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose? coke
    3 How’s
    1. How old do you want to be when you get married?: mid-late twenties
    2. How many siblings do you have?: 1
    3. How did your last Christmas go? it was alright
    2 When’s
    1. When is your birthday?: march 12th
    2. When was your last relationship? 29th june - 7th september 2013
    1 What
    1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you? i would kiss him right back on his god damned face

  3. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    k
    (definition)
    This conversation is now over.

  4. ily44forever ily44forever
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 12:07pm UTC
    witty is sorta empty.
    it's because the wittians have all discovered a foreign term called social lives.
    don't worry though guys, im still a socially awkward potato. ill be your homie.

  5. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    my mood changes depending
    on what music i'm listening to.

:)

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