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  1. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2015 7:04pm UTC
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6hx6SJIMfA by Doctor Brixx
    RECOVERY

  2.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 8:45pm UTC
    Girl: Ugh, you look so ugly.
    Me: Really? I was just trying to look like you!

  3. 24601* 24601*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    Life is like minecraft.
    Don't waste your diamonds on a ho.

  4. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 2:31am UTC
    You know how we say boys will always be boys?...so there's this christmass photo 4 of my friends have sent me(boys of course)...its got a huge naked butt(like nikki minaj big,bt white),and the word merry written on one half and christmASS on the other half.I can't stop staring at it,and I've sent it to all boys on my whattsapp...We are not sick

  5. jeonghans_sideho* jeonghans_sideho*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    calls grocery store
    me: do you have cotton balls
    worker: yes
    me: does it tickle when you walk
    worker: *hangs up*

  6. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    Age is just a number...
    ...and jail is just room.

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 12:43am UTC
    So, there's this girl on facebook,
    and all day she posts pictures
    and statuses about having a
    chronic pain disorder,
    and the pictures always says
    around the same thing.
    They usually say something like
    "Just because you can't see it,
    doesn't mean it's not real!
    I'm not pretending!!!"
    and all I can think is that she
    has actual proof if anyone denies
    it's real, but what about people
    with mental disorders? No one
    can see that, and a whole h.ell of a lot
    of people never go get diagnosed
    because they're scared or they can't
    afford to go or can't afford to have something
    be wrong with them.
    I have misophonia, and it's pretty much
    self-diagnosed (appart from the family
    members that brought it to my attention)
    because not even the majority of doctors
    recongnize it as a real thing.
    Misophonia is like a tree,
    and it has branches of social anxiety
    and depression and etc.,
    (I'm not going to go into detail about
    what misophonia is on this quote
    because that's not what this is about.)
    yet that girl is the first person to call someone
    out saying that that isn't real, that people
    with mental problems are faking for attention.
    I don't understand how someone can sit
    on a computer all day, post pictures and
    statuses about their "invisible condition"
    and say other people are asking for attention,
    call others out for being fake for exactly the same reason.
    And yeah, I know, people who say they're OCD
    just because they like order is annoying, and people
    who say they're depressed after having one bad day,
    and even people who say they have misophonia
    because one person's chewing annoys them slighty
    IS ANNOYING, but that doesn't mean everyone is
    faking. It doesn't mean that mental conditions aren't real.
    So if you feel that you are criticized so much
    about your chronic pain disorder, that you have to
    post 50 pictures a day about it, then maybe you
    shouldn't criticize other people's pain and struggles,
    maybe if you learnt to respect others then you might
    actually get some yourself.
    Sincerely, stfu.
    /uhh there's not really a category for this sooo funny it is? if selecting a category still does anything...

  8. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    SHARK BAIT
    HO HA HA

  9. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    That one wh*re
    who always p*sses you off...

  10. martadelasal martadelasal
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 6:09am UTC
    " I beLong with You,
    you belong with Me,
    yoU're my SweethearT. "

  11. art of hatred* art of hatred*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    ME: *mumbles the lyrics of Diamonds*
    GIRL I DON'T LIKE: *starts humming the tune of Lights*
    CRUSH: *sings Ho Hey*
    CHEERLEADER: *enjoys tapping her feet to the beat of Blow*
    TEACHER: Kids, let's settle-
    WHOLE CLASS: LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE.
    BUNCH OF 'HIPSTER' GUYS IN THE BACK: *raps from Both of Us*
    TEACHER: Settle down, before I call the principal!
    ME (still singing, only one): I wanna scream and shout-
    CUTE GUY: Shut up.
    ME: Awkward...

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