Best Healthy Quotes This Week

glitter162*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 6:08pm UTC

I need to start eating healthy,
but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Dear God,
Today I woke up.
I am healthy.
I am alive.
Thank you.

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Enhance
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 11:26am UTC

Witty Bootcamp
How it works:
1. You comment here what areas you're trying to work on and/or your weight&height (:
2. I will split you all into groups (group yellow, red, etc, etc).
3. I will post daily exercises/tips for these groups, every day (obviously) for nine days (intensity will increase daily).
4. I will check in on you to ask how you're doing, motivaional quotes, etc.
Also, I'll be working out as well so you always have me to talk to as well as your group colleagues!
Go!

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Picturesque Wonderland.*
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 8:52pm UTC

I think
it's very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not defined by another person.
-Oscar Wilde

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Chris*
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Him: I'm getting worried about you. This can't be healthy.
Me: It might not be healthy, but it feels good. You don't understand how desperate I am to feel anything other than sadness.

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Steve*
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 5:38am UTC

*puts a piece of lettuce on a pizza*
i'm eating healthy

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 7:27am UTC

Sometimes I drink too much vodka
or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting,
but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is
comparing myself to others.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 9:51pm UTC

The way he makes my heart skip beats cannot be good for my health.

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Time for some healthy snaks minus the healthy.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 9:11am UTC

I eat healthy
not to impress people
not to lose weight
I eat healthy to make myself feel better
eating healthy gives you natural energy and it makes you feel alive and on top of the world

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Me I'm gonna start exercising today and be healthy!
Me: *does one sit-up*
Me: I think I'll just stay down here. It's pretty comfy anyways.

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gab*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 12:07am UTC

why do humans, of all things, need exercise and nutritious foods to live long and attain a healthy lifestyle. why wasn’t the consideration of creations such as video games, internet, and pizza made at the establishment of our species.

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Itsmeagaingorgeous
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 8:57pm UTC

Me:*Makes a fruit smoothie*
Me: Mmmmmm
Me: It's a healthy life for me :)
Me: I'm a clean food eater
Me: Awesome.
Me: *Takes plate of bacon out of microwave*
Me: Don't judge me.

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Feuerchen
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 9:11pm UTC

"I wasn't that drunk"
"Dude, you ate a salad"
"Really? Holy sh/t"

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Ashleyray123
posted a quote
May 17, 2014 12:22pm UTC

Telling a skinny person that they are too skinny and that they should go "eat a sandwich"
is just as offensive as telling a fat person they are too fat, and that they shoud eat less
Skinny shaming is a real problem, it happens all the time, in the most ignorant ways
People accuse skinny people of being anorexic or starving themselves
Yea, people have anorexia and people do starve themselves
But its just plain wrong and insulting to assume all thin people are thin because they are unhealthy
lots of thin people have a high metabolism, they are skinny due to their genetics, gaining weight
might be really difficult for them
Lots of people play sports and are thin because they have a profession that requires them to be skinny
this doesn't mean they are unhealthy
skinny doesn't mean anorexic
anorexic doesn't mean just being skinny
and telling people like this to just go eat a sandwich and that will solve the supposed problem, is ignorant
because it actually doesn't solve anything, it just shows how rude people are

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 6:10pm UTC

Healthy is not a weight. It’s not a diet. It’s not exercising 7 days a week and it’s not eating clean 7 days a week. And most of all, healthy is not the same for everyone.

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OreoLover
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 9:11pm UTC

I think it's very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.
— Oscar Wilde

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Enhance
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 9:37am UTC

The skinny healthy rules!
1. Drink a large glass of water before every single meal.
2. Eat protein every meal unless you want to stay hungry and grouchy.
(examples: turkey, chicken, tuna, salmon, halibut, pork loin, beef, veal, tofu, soy beans, eggs, pumpink, squash)
3. Eat around 45 grams of fiber per day.
here is a site with a list of high-fiber foods: click here
4. Eat apples and/or berries every day (if possible)
5. Avoid carbs after lunch.
6. Try making one day of the week meatless!
7. No fast foods girl!
8. Eat a real breakfast.
9. Avoid high-salt foods!
10. Sleep right.
11. Allow yourself one splurge a week!
12. Try to eat slowly, it takes your brain a while to let you know you're hungry.
13. When hungry, EAT.
When full, STOP.

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Enhance
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 1:05am UTC

Witty Bootcamp
Okay, so since you were all basically working towards the same goal,
I decided to put you all in one big group!
We will all be working (including myself) towards getting a more toned body!
_Jannette
the_impossible_girl_who_waited
beautifulmystery
beebessey
lovelybow
YouAreSoVeryBeautifulxx
IEatPieAllDayandNight
BlackKeyslover
justkiddiing
macjohnson8
hannahmagic13
NerdyGirly
Kisses_In_The_Rain
poodlelomein35
Amur3074
twistedlovexox
DramaForLife
AnaCastro196
Ashwe110
HiimWitty
3pointballer
Youngblood
AlwaysxAxDreamer
Buzz_LightYear
xWittyGirlx
Sassy231
Rachiesaysrawr
Smilenlaugh
Butterbear
Meags13
Wheeling
CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
Acitics
WhoThatGirl
Cali4nia
Pez_candy44
Forgetmenot924
If your name isn't on the list above, you can still join us on the work outs, of course.
But these people are the ones who I will check in on on their profiles, etc.
I will post the work outs this afternoon right before I work out, so we can do it together (it will be morning for people in the U.S and afternoon (ish) for most people in Europe), I'm going out to school right now so I don't have much time. :/
Also, I'll notify you all whenever I post a workout but it'd be so much easier if you could follow me so that I don't have to go profile by profile saying "Exercises are up!" Every day :3
If not, it's cool though (:
If you have any questions or anything feel free to comment on my profile, I'll do my best to help you (:
We're working towards healthy, not skinny. We're working towards self-confidence, not towards acceptance from society.

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teenagefitness
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 8:24am UTC

A perfect body, is what you want it to be.
Don't let ANYONE else tell you what your perfect body is!
"You can be the ripest, juicest peach out there in the world,
and there's still going to be someone who hates peaches."

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