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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 21, 2014 12:29am UTC

When someone doesn't answer my text
(Let it go parody)
Let me know
Let me know
Why won't you answer me?
Let me know
Let me know
I can't stand it anymore
Here I sit
And stare at the screen
Let me know, let me know
I didn't want to talk to you anyway

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 17, 2014 11:54pm UTC

No don't worry,
We'll all quote on

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...*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 2:42am UTC

Imagine the word "banana" with any other vowel..
Bununu
Binini
Bonono
Benene
Bynyny

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bapalapshamaladingdong_who

posted a quote
August 2, 2013 7:24am UTC

marina and the diamonds <3 listen to her songs.....dey are pretty good :)

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bapalapshamaladingdong_who

posted a quote
August 2, 2013 7:21am UTC

i stop typing because you start typing...but then you stop typing..

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bapalapshamaladingdong_who

posted a quote
August 2, 2013 7:17am UTC

*working hard on my homework*PHONE:one new message*picks up the phone to reply* *mom comes in* So this is what you have been doing the whole time!!!!!!

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bapalapshamaladingdong_who

posted a quote
July 18, 2013 6:19am UTC

teenager posts #5511
best friend- you laugh, i laugh. you cry, i cry. you fall, i laugh and then i fall too because i was laughing so hard... :3

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booda456
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 11:35pm UTC

LOL
My sister just got invited to a 1D concert with green box and
backstage tickets and this is what happened:
Text: Your Invited!!!
Sister: *screams* OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG *CRIES AND
LAUGHES*
Me: woo bro calm
Sister: *screams again and hugs me and kisses me*
Me: woo bro too close
Sister: *curls in a ball while crying*
Me: *laughes*
Sister: *laughes* OMG I GOT INVITED!!! *lays on the floor*
Sister: *chews on a pillow* OMG I GOT INVITED
Me: you told me.
Sister: OMG OMG *faints after crying laughing and screaming too
much*
Me: ok then... *goes to call 911*
Guys this seriously just
happened!
she woke up though before the ambulence got here xD
and then cried for 2 more minutes before falling asleep.

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bye*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 8:13pm UTC

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today" and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg"

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GO2HELL
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 6:40pm UTC

! 10v3 m4k!n9 p30p13 m4d f0r
n0 r3450n 101

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Bobscookies
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Not a red rose or a satin heart.
I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
It promises light
like the careful undressing of love.
Here.
It will blind you with tears
like a lover.
It will make your reflection
a wobbling photo of grief.
I am trying to be truthful.
Not a cute card or a kissogram.
I give you an onion.
Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,
possessive and faithful
as we are,
for as long as we are.
Take it.
Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding-ring,
if you like.
Lethal.
Its scent will cling to your fingers,
cling to your knife.

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Girl With a Cat Head*
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 5:20pm UTC

Yesterday the band teacher said, "Don't miss the D" and the entire band was laughing so hard and he didn't understand why until like three minutes of us laughing and he finally said, "Don't miss the C double sharp."

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art of hatred*
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 7:13pm UTC

okay so i admitted to my boyfriend that i was cheating on him...
i'm sorry icecream but i fell inlove with mac & cheese

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 7:17pm UTC

BRB = Bath Room Break

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