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gurlygirl217
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July 29, 2013 3:25pm UTC

*buying stuff at the store*
Cashier: "Are you buying all these?"
Me: "NOOOOOOO, I'm stealing them,
I just wanted to show you first".

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gurlygirl217
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July 29, 2013 3:23pm UTC

During a math test:
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.

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gurlygirl217
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July 29, 2013 3:20pm UTC

normal person: sings lyrics
me: sings lyrics
me: sings backup vocals
me: sings guitar riffs
me: air-drums entire song
me: headbangs

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gurlygirl217
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July 22, 2013 6:55pm UTC

My hair tie won't go around my hair 3
times but it's too loose when it's only
wrapped twice.

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gurlygirl217
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July 22, 2013 6:52pm UTC

2014 is less than 5 months away...
Just let that sink in.

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gurlygirl217
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July 22, 2013 6:48pm UTC

I don't just sing in the shower...
I perform.

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gurlygirl217
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July 21, 2013 8:01pm UTC

Me: Siri tell me a joke.
Siri: *turns on front facing camera*

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gurlygirl217
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July 17, 2013 6:31pm UTC

Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will always be younger. But they will never be you.
♥

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gurlygirl217
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July 17, 2013 6:26pm UTC

I hate when people say, “You’ve barely touched your food”. Like what do you want me to do, stroke it?

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gurlygirl217
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July 17, 2013 6:24pm UTC

*Sitting in your towel for ages because you're too lazy to get dressed.*

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gurlygirl217
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June 9, 2013 12:40pm UTC

cheers to the freakin' weekend
*lays in bed for 2 days straight*

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gurlygirl217
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June 2, 2013 2:33am UTC

"...I don’t know if I’ll fall asleep tonight
When you won’t, just won’t get off my mind.."
-Cody Simpson
Awake All Night

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gurlygirl217
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May 30, 2013 8:07pm UTC

Brave.
The only princess movie who doesn't need to have a prince to save the day.

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gurlygirl217
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May 22, 2013 6:17pm UTC

If only I could burn my calories as fast as I burn my popcorn.

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gurlygirl217
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May 18, 2013 11:25pm UTC

What's on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/8)²•ab-c³
What teacher sees: 2+2=4
What you see: すきうせちし
What you remember:

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gurlygirl217
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May 18, 2013 7:05pm UTC

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SUCCESS Isn't always straight.

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gurlygirl217
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May 18, 2013 7:02pm UTC

Me: I don't like him
Me: I don't like him
Me: I don't like him
Me: I don't like him
Him: Hi.
Me: OH. MY. GOSH. Why are you perfect?

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gurlygirl217
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May 18, 2013 6:50pm UTC

Last name: Care
First name: Don't

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gurlygirl217
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May 18, 2013 6:48pm UTC

I wish I could illegally download clothes.

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gurlygirl217
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May 16, 2013 4:51pm UTC

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow

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