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1. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2013 4:59am UTC
   ...my mother just accidentally set my birthday cake on fire while attempting to light the candles.
   
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2. abkamel*
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2013 3:41pm UTC
   Me: Oh wow it is a little chilly in here..
   Me: *slides hands under the bottom of my laptop*
   
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3. abkamel*
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2013 1:19pm UTC
   Half of me is really insecure
   But the other half is me thinking I'm awesome and better than everyone else
   
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4. abkamel*
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2013 8:30pm UTC
   "I only have 5 more pages in this chapter, can you like give me 10 motherf.ucking minutes!"
   ~Story of my life~
   
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