Governmentshutdown Quotes

Hale_Storm18
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October 16, 2013 2:52pm UTC

now that the governments shut down we can open the portal to halloweentown back up.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 15, 2013 3:46pm UTC

The goal of the original Tea Party was to throw the tea overboard, not to sink the whole ship.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 15, 2013 3:42pm UTC

About 230 years ago, we were ready to fight over a 2% tax increase on a beverage. What happened?

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polandspring224
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October 5, 2013 6:47pm UTC

Canada, now is your chance to make us South Canada!
BRING ON THE MOOSE!

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Hale_Storm18
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October 4, 2013 10:16pm UTC

It's sad how the government won't build a fence at the southern border to keep out illegal immigrants but they'll put fences around national monuments to keep out veterans.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 3, 2013 2:29pm UTC

*george washington rises from the dead*
"you done fcked up. the fck did i tell you about political parties"

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Hale_Storm18
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October 3, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Let's look at the government shutdown in simpler terms
Democrats: Can I burn down your house?
Republicans: No
Democrats: Just the 2nd floor?
Republicans: No
Democrats: Garage
Republicans: No
Democrats: Let's talk about what I can burn down.
Republicans: No
Democrats: YOU AREN'T COMPROMISING

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Hale_Storm18
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October 3, 2013 2:23pm UTC

next time you go accuse a teenage girl of overreacting, remember that when a bunch of elderly white men couldn't agree on something, they shut down the government.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 2, 2013 4:24pm UTC

english government be like "time to reclaim the colonies."

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