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Best Gods Quotes Ever

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    If you're ever feeling lazy, just remember that the Ancient Greeks
    believed that their God's lived on top of a very climbable hill, but no one even bothered to check

  2. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 12:50am UTC
    My dad calls chocolate milk nectar of the gods.

  3. faye_at faye_at
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2014 10:11pm UTC
    I envy the gods.
    All they have to do is watch.

  4. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2016 9:37am UTC
    Are gods really gods if no one believes in them anymore?
    Zeus takes walks in the rain and tries to talk up joggers in central park. When they bolt, or only return his advances with polite smiles that look like fence posts too high for even him to jump, he sighs. He tells them he is a god, and his words echo back to him, accompanied by laughter. No one believes him He picks up his wife, who might be his sister in this time, in a beat up car with a beautiful flame job, Hera is a marriage counselor with peacock feather bags under her eyes, her advice falls on her own deaf ears as her jealous eyes roam over every girl they pass, and she is right to. She knows this. She has always known.
    Poseidon’s hands are rough and calloused, he raises cargo too heavy for a man his age, the young ones say. He laughs his fisherman’s laugh, all depths and riptide, because no one should be his age. He reminds himself he is one of the lucky ones, he gets to be around what he loves. He may not have his dominion any more, but salt water and sun still weather his face.
    Hades stalks the streets at night, women cross the street to avoid him, and he smiles with his needle-teeth, they are right to. This winter he is without a bride, and he still wants to usher souls into the afterlife, the pistol hangs heavy in his pocket, his tongue glints gold, the coin to pay his Charon, his most loyal employee. He brings knives to gunfights and guns to fistfights, he stands with his arms out like their new God, these fickle humans, he welcomes the bullets. He dares them to kill him. They try.
    Ares and Athena spit curses laced with whiskey from across dive bar floors, they are moving human pawns across a chessboard. They were strategists before they were gangsters, but it doesn’t matter now.
    Apollo sings in a nightclub, his crooning voice from a forgotten time. He has his sister’s blood under his fingernails, from stitching up wound after wound, Artemis forgets she is not invincible anymore. He sings about the moon and wonders where she is, picking a fight with some would-be rapist, maybe it’s Zeus. It’s probably Zeus. Again.
    Dionysus drinks away their shared pain, dealing LSD in dark alleyways, he whispers sweet promises and his followers believe him, he was human once and he can be again, like wine, he knew nothing so sweet could have lasted forever. Icarus sidles up to his side, asking if he’s got anything that can make you feel like you can fly. In this life, he is a junkie, and Daedalus watches with ancient, sad eyes. Icarus is melting and Dionysus is letting him.
    Hestia sits by the hearth and waits for her family to come home. And she listens while they all curse their immortality. She shakes her head slow and clicks her tongue, I know, my darlings, I know.
    Are gods really gods if no one believes in them anymore? Does it matter?
    "Are the gods really gods?"
    Marissa dakin, 2015

  5. Krinchit Krinchit
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2015 11:33am UTC
    Outside the ordered universe that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

  6. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2016 10:30pm UTC
    In the land of Gods and Monsters,
    I was an angel living in the garden of evil.

  7. Sanza* Sanza*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 5:05pm UTC
    In the land of gods and monsters
    I WAS AN ANGEL
    livin' in the garden of evil.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

  8. BlueDreamer BlueDreamer
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 2:12pm UTC
    "L did u know, Death Gods only eat apples?"

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2018 3:22pm UTC
    Gods of thunder make me wet.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2019 3:27pm UTC
    Whom the gods would destroy, they first make gods.

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