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  1. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 8:06pm UTC
    I have his scent like stuck in my nose,
    and I can't say I don't like it.
    I miss him more than imaginable, and
    I've never missed anything or anyone
    so much in my entire life.
    I don't know if I can do this.

  2. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 1:42pm UTC
    So NASA says that a strange rock appeared in front of the rover after taking another picture. Best description that NASA, the huge science aerodynamics group involving space discoveries, was that it looked like A JELLY DONUT. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't recall, JFK said "Ich bin ein berliner" which translates to....I'm a jelly donut. WHICH MEANS: JFK IS FROM MARS, AND THAT PEOPLE FROM BERLIN, MARS. Just as your....fun theory of the day :D

  3. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 10:50am UTC
    so i found out scheiße is swearing in german and i've just been walking around the house saying it.
    AND MY FAMILY WILL NEVER KNOW.

  4. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    ______________________________________________
    I hope my problems fly by as fast as the year 2013 went by.
    ______________________________________________

  5. Everybodydotheflop Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Trying to talking about Hetalia without sounding insane like
    'omg Germany and Italy are so cute together and I love America, he's so funny'
    Do you see the problem here

  6. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO PASSED UP THE CHANCE TO CALL GERMAN MONEY GERMONEY?

  7. Everybodydotheflop Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    Could somebody bring me to Arby's to get 5 cats for 5 deutsch marks please and thank you.

  8. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 10:21am UTC
    *drops food on floor*
    germs: go get it! quick!
    king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

  9. MinnieMiauu MinnieMiauu
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 9:37am UTC
    Geborgenheit
    that feeling you get, when everything is okay, you feel being loved and happy
    -german-

  10. kolbey_steffensmeier* kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    You Say they have Nutella flavored ice cream in Germany?
    DADDY. PACK MY BAGS.

  11. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 10:34am UTC
    5 tons of Nutella was stolen in Germany.
    Germany has had a Wittan invasion.

  12. soup6996 soup6996
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    If it's your birthday,
    I will be saying "Fröhlicher Geburtstag meine fruende!!"
    'cause i'm a dork like that.

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