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1. capsized*
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2013 2:20am UTC
   they call them “goosebumps” because there are little, tiny, microscopic geese living inside of you and when you’re in a cold place they think they have reached the north and they all try to get out
   
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2. DeathOfASon
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2013 4:17pm UTC
   Me: Which country has the most birds?
   Me: Portugeese
   Me: Wait.. that's a language...
   
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3. Dishonored*
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2013 11:02pm UTC
   What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
   Like, how is that not an amazing saying?
   I mean, gander is so fun to say.
   (plus it has a good meaning & whatever.)
   
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