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Fillwerrel Quotes

  1. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 10:21am UTC
    Will Ferrel Parody

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    I respect the person who let girls
    into the army. Girl on period + gun
    = unstoppable.

  2. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    Poking holes in your parents condoms
    so theres someone else to do the dishes.

  3. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    I'm not sayng I hate you...I'm just saying that if we were being chased by zombies, I would trip you.

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