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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 31, 2015 10:14pm UTC

people on witty are so nice.
like, seriously tho. I could ramble
about my problems to people in
real life, and they'd just ignore it,
or change it to be about them, but
on witty there is always at least one
person to offer to talk. if you are
one of those people, you are fab.
I mean, if I don't respond, that is
my bad. I read it, but I have the
social skills of a constant, overly
anxious 6th grader, so replies do
not get very far (especially if you
are a user that I find hella rad, and
follow, and offers help/advice
frequently. I mean, then you're like
the cool kind and I'm like the kid
that no one talks to- which is oddly
accurate irl.)

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Jay*
posted a quote
May 20, 2014 7:59am UTC

Girl lets go
You sexy thing, you turn me on,
I need a private show, here on the lawn, in my garage
I think you on a row, hey Porsche girl
You know what I wanna do
Come on let me slide under so I can work on, work on you
I wanna take your top off, celebrate this champagne pop-off yeah
And we could turn the clocks off
No rush, baby we could just park somewhere
I don’t need nobody’s permission
No keys, push start to ignition, say
Hey little Porsche, I wanna try ya
Crazy baby girl, there ain’t nothing like you
Hey little Porsche, so right I had to get ya
B-b-back it up, let’s roll, roll, roll, roll

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Fabneet
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 12:25am UTC

Why is it that everyone has all these fab quotes and then there's just me like... potatoes.

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niggielivie
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 3:23am UTC

im2fab4u. ;]

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LostUntilTheEnd
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 3:06pm UTC

"Will you still love me when I'm not longer young and beautiful?"

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StereotypicalWittyBoy
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 11:31pm UTC

i'm the kind of boy that buys tampons and chocolates for my girlfriend when she's on her period <3 xoxoxox

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starcolada
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 6:14am UTC

Susannah. Hannah..
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I don't think.
Man I'm fab.
2. How much cash do you have on you?
I'm not wearing pants.
I'm on the cash.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
a b c d e f g.. Gore!
MORE!
4. Favorite planet?
I want to be very naughty and say Uranus...
Pluto. It's so cute!
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Mama! I think..
Susannah!! On a scary unknown number :P
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
Let's get it on.
My phone is single. No previous engagements..
7. What shirt are you wearing?
A green one. Like weed.
One my boobs are falling out of.
8. Do you "label" yourself?
What is with all the question!?!?
No I remember my name myself.
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
Odd socks :o
I don't have feet.
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Dark is too kinky.
Bright.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
eh
Sexiest babe out there.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
dreaming of you ;)
Sleepinggg
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
I know. <3 <3
Yay!!!!!
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
8 and 10.
hehehe that is a good one.
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
lame
lovely!
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
My best friend.
Clare.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
My moustache
Colbie!
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
one?
IBUPROFEN ALL THE WAY!
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
I'm finished developing.
*dies of laughter*
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
I am dead.
Fabulous.
22. Your worst enemy?
Adrienne Ostelheimer
My dog.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
Carl and Ellie.
Some dandylions.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Carl and Ellie.
What was the last thing you said to someone?
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
If you're a bird I'm a bird.
I'm a crow.
26.Do you like someone?
Uhmmm.. Do I? I like everyone!
No. People are stupid.
27. The last song you listened to?
The sound of Hannah's sexiness radiating off her eyelashes.
That don't impress me much..... dadadadadadada
Don't get a good first impression of us okay?

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1DisSleepingWithSirens_
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 1:51am UTC

Any Girl Can Look Glamorous
all you have to do is stand still and look stupid

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wondering
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 9:21pm UTC

☼ Freedom ☼

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Marrcus
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Every night,
~she cries~
And dies a little more each time

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gray22
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Write quotes to express,
not to impress.
^official witty motto^

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