Best Everytime Quotes This Week

BrokenTwilight
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 8:29am UTC

Slowly turning up the volume on your headphones
When your parents are trying to talk to you

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peacegirl270
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 7:37pm UTC

WHO THE HECK TOOK MY...oh....here it is...

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Fitness_Quotes
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 3:07pm UTC

*Does five crunches*
*Checks for abs*
haha anybody else do this?

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 12:12pm UTC

Me: *playing Slender Man*
Me: This is not scary
Me: Omg, this is so fake.
Me: Wtf does this scare me?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *two minutes later*
Me: (O_O) Holy crap, time to go on Witty

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Emilycullen
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 10:01am UTC

*phone rings*
Mom: OH F//CK OFF
Everytime

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 4:48pm UTC

Me: *Sneezes*
Class: ..........
Me: God bless me......

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yuzermali
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Me: KK. Time to do homework
Me: *opens up computer*
Me: *Tumblr pops up on screen*
Me: Huh? Wth? I didnt even....
Me: *Witty opens up*
Me: Wait...no..computer...no
Me: *youtube, cute pics of cats and hot photos of fave celebs pops up*
Me : NO COMPUTER
Me : STAHP
*Seven hours later*
Me: Oh so that's how you hit a giraffe with a violin.

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kby246
posted a quote
September 30, 2013 7:37pm UTC

I finally get it,
Why you call someone you like
a crush
Because in the end
You always end up crushed

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 3:44am UTC

Everytime you cry
Save up all your tears
I will be your rainbow
When they disappear
Wash away the pain
Til you smile again
I will be the laughter in your eyes
Everytime you cry
- john farnham & human nature(everytime you cry)

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BrookieeCookiee
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC

friend: *says something funny*
me: chokes
me: starts crying
me: dies

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 4:41pm UTC

Cute boy: Hey
Me: Who paid you?

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Me:I'm so in love with that band
Me:I love them so much they're my idols
Guy:Honestly i think they literally s.uck.No offence
Me:It's alright everybody has their own opinions.
Me on the inside:IM GOING TO RIP YOUR F.UCKING HEAD OFF YOU MOTHERF.UCKER AND IM GONNA TRACK DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE AND YOUR GRANDPARENT'S HOUSE AND YOUR CHICK'S HOUSE AND IM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 1:46pm UTC

Mother, I'm sorry
For all the mistakes, I ever made
For all the wrong things, I ever laid
For all the people, I've betrayed
For everytime I've hurt you deep in your heart
Everytime I almost drift us apart
Everytime, I'm sorry
❤

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 10:41pm UTC

Excuse me hot character, did I give you permission to die?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Now go resurrect yourself or something.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Me: *Sneezes*
Class:
Me: God bless me.
Me: Thank me.

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 9:55pm UTC

me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo

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X_Bethan_X
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 7:23am UTC

"Cos everytime we touch
i get this feeling and everytime
we kiss i swear i can fly,
can't you feel my heart beat fast
i want this to last ,
I need you by my side

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 4:04pm UTC

Me: Omg, this quote is so good! It's gonna get so many faves!
Quote: *gets 5 faves*
Me: Ughhhh, this quote is terrible. Nobody's going to like this.
Quote: *gets 375,813,678,291,947,475,610,364,317 faves*

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heartofstones
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 3:27pm UTC

If I had a dollar
for every time I thought about you,
I would start thinking about you.

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Emilycullen
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 10:18am UTC

I can't fight this any longer
Everytime we talk all I want to say is
I'm in love with you

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