Elementary Quotes

BommiandFriends
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January 20, 2018 12:44am UTC

Five Little Elephants Jumping On The Bed | English Rhymes For Kids | Elephant Songs – YOUTUBE
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Boris is an animated elephant kid and he has four elephant friends. One Sunday Boris and his friends sing an elementary song, English Rhymes for Kids. Boris and his friends make animated Kids Videos and educational videos for kids. They perform the nice jumping dance for Kids Videos with educational & edutainment videos for Kids.

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BommiandFriends
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January 20, 2018 12:43am UTC

Five Little Elephants Jumping On The Bed | English Rhymes For Kids | Elephant Songs – YOUTUBE
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Boris is an animated elephant kid and he has four elephant friends. One Sunday Boris and his friends sing an elementary song, English Rhymes for Kids. Boris and his friends make animated Kids Videos and educational videos for kids. They perform the nice jumping dance for Kids Videos with educational & edutainment videos for Kids.

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Dishonored*
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March 16, 2016 4:49pm UTC

my mom likes to mispronounce words onpurpose because she thinks it's cute and funny, and it drives me insane.

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Dishonored*
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February 25, 2016 1:30am UTC

what my jokes have resorted to~
sister: go buy me poptarts
me: *arrives with thy poptarts*
me: okay so I didn't know what flavors so I got two
sister: strawberry and cherry? I would have just pickes strawberry.
me: well, it's been awhile since you had a cherry so yknow.
#forevermentallyinmiddleschool

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*Tori Leigh*
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February 8, 2014 11:19am UTC

IF YOU WERE NOT A DELUSIONAL 6TH GRADER,
YOU NEVER GOT THE REAL 6TH GRADE EXPERIENCE.

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Secret42
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November 21, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Elementary School
Me:Oh come on doing a cartwheel is easy!
Friend:Then why dont you do it?
Me:Because it's too hard.
True Story.Do not steal

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Secret42
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November 21, 2013 5:38pm UTC

Elementary School
Me:Oh come on doing a cartwheel is easy!
Friend:Then why dont you do it?
Me:Because it's too hard.
True Story.Do not steal

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*Freedom*
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September 1, 2013 4:11pm UTC

Elementary School
Teacher: I'll call your parents.
Me: Please no! NO! *Cries*
Middle School
Teacher: I'll call your parents.
Me: Please no! NO! *Cries*
High School
Teacher: I'll call your parents.
Me: Please no! NO! *Cries*

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wittyquotesgurl
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April 24, 2013 9:26pm UTC

Elementary
Friend: you're stupid if you say "what"
Me: what
Friend: OMG LOL I GOT YOU SO GOOD HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME JESUS HELP ME THIS IS TOO FUNNY

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musicismylife131313
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April 15, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Planes being flown into buildings, movie shootings, school shootings and now a marathon bombing? What can possibly be achieved by killing a bunch of strangers?

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*Caraphernelia*
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February 25, 2013 9:32pm UTC

The only thing that anyone can predict about people with 100% certainty is that they’ll change. And anyone who thinks otherwise is kidding themselves.
— Elementary

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Hale_Storm18
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February 20, 2013 10:05am UTC

Girls are attracted to a//holes because, in elementary school, girls
were told, "If he's mean to you, that means he likes you." The Da Vinci code has been cracked.

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ForcingCourage*
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January 26, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Can we just talk about how nobody believes that in Elementary, Joan and Sherlock will stay friends and have a totally platonic relationship.
Can you imagine those two in a relationship without killing each other? Can you?

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alyson545
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January 25, 2013 10:01pm UTC

In the land of oz
where the women wear no bras
and the men dont care
cause they wear no underwear
and the children dont mind
cause theyre naked all the time
oh elementary school ..

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